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little lord fauntleroy school for albino hemophiliacs 

Originated on the radio show "Loveline", hosted by Dr. Drew Pinsky and Adam Carolla. Refers specifically to Drew's high school, but can be used to denote any fancy-pants school that caters to spoiled rich kids.
Right, but where Drew went, the Little Lord Fauntleroy School for Albino Hemophiliacs, the mascot was Lord Jeff. Lord Jeff?! You have a dead white guy as your mascot?

Albino Justin Bieber 

You can spot an AJB by their long, blond, Justin Bieber like hair. If they don't have a #10 jersey, it's not him
That Albino Justin Bieber isn't playing very well

Albino Peacock 

This is when you spray a stonking great jizz-bomb all over your lady-friend's back and it kinda fans out like a peacock's tail.
Rooster: "Hey, Cletus! Check out the killer Albino Peacock I done sprayed all over your sister's back!"

Cletus: "Rooster, you A-hole! Mary-belle's your sister too!"
Albino Peacock by SPOO Inquisitor October 23, 2013

albino koi

A tampon left floating like a dead fish in the toilet, usually left by dirty tramps with no bathroom wastebasket.
My roomate Missy left me an albino koi in the toilet, boy it sure did taste salty!
albino koi by michael lowe May 25, 2007

Albino Porn 

Very rare type or porn, some say it doesn't exist, and I say that is untrue.
Jim: Hey Bob, wanna watch some albino porn?
Bob: That shit doesn't exist, it's a myth!
Jim: That's untrue!
Albino Porn by GunterThePenguin March 13, 2019

Albino Gravy Pump 

A vigorous hand job with two fisted pumping action delivering a climactic release of Albino Gravy aka jizz.
Jessie gave me the old albino gravy pump last night.