:teeth: 

A DogsOnAcid smiley that has a meaning similar to wordjk/word.

Usage Notes:
1. It overrides ANY and ALL smilies when used at the end of a post.

2. It shields it's user from ANY and ALL retaliatory wordflame/words EXCEPT when the wordflame/word in question is itself suffixed with :teeth:

3. It's effect on a post is directly proportional to the number of blank lines preceeding it.

4. Improper usage of :teeth: will result in it's user being demoted to the status of wordn00b:/word for a period of 2 * (no. of :teeth: offences) weeks. The same goes for anyone who is found guilty of flaming a :teeth:'ed post.

5. It has no effect on anything posted by wordn00b/words, because wordn00b/word's are not meant to be taken seriously anyway.

6. Adding or removing :teeth: from a submitted post is considered bad netiquette is generally frowned upon.

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:teeth:

:teeth: by Busted Teef Kru September 23, 2003

Teeth 

White calcium-like deposits in your gums. According to shake of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, teeth are for gay people.

"Yeah, the reason I dont have teeth..... is because I got rid of them, because teeth are for gay people. Why do you think fairies come and get them?"

Teeth by Not Zane August 18, 2004

Teeth 

(Noun);

Each of a set of hard, bony enamel-coated structures in the jaws of most vertebrates, used for biting and chewing.

Brittany used her teeth to chew her spaghetti.

Teeth by Nagragatzi December 7, 2022

Teeth 

That unbelievable movie that will scare all the guys. You know, that movie where the girl has teeth between her legs and bites off various parts that make a man, a man.

That movie "Teeth" made me throw up!

Teeth by Lightboxes August 19, 2008

Teeth 

The only part of our bones that we clean.

i brush my teeth

Teeth by fqgfhe October 17, 2018

teeth 

White protrusions coming from one's gums. They are made of calcium, phosphorus and mineral salts. These materials combined are referred to as dentine. The shiny layer is called the enamel. Teeth are used in chewing food. Some people like to have artificial teeth made out of gold or other precious metals. Sometimes teeth made out of these metals are used as a status symbol.

"If I had some gold teeth I'd slay the hoz!"

"His teeth are made of made bling bling!"

"I'll knock your teeth out if you fuck with me!"

teeth by IceWarm March 12, 2004

Teeth 

Those white dullish thingies in your that you use to eat , pronounce words, and have a pretty smile.

I used my teeth to bite the flesh of my fingers because Im crazy.

Teeth by Drakon_slayer November 17, 2014