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A Pokefan is a person who is not of the Pokemon Generation, but believes themselves to be. They believe, wrongly, that to play the Pokemon games, you must beat the elite four as fast as possible. WRONG. A Pokefan also believes that true members of the Pokemon Generation, are stupid and old. Also Wrong. The Pokemon Generation stopped adding new members in early '94. Sorry, but if you were born after this, your aren't a member of the Pokemon Generation. This doesn't mean you are a Pokefan, but don't kid yourself that your a member of the Generation.

If confronted, the Pokefan will most likely resort to calling you old and/or saying you suck a random pokemon from the original 151.

A pokefan can easily be recognized if they happen to say "So I herd you leik Mudkipz" and/or have this written somewhere on their body/clothes/bags.
Kid 1: Yea. I beat the Elite Four the same day that I started playing. I'm pretty good at playing the games.
Kid 2: No. No you aren't. You must be a Pokefan. Do you by any chance also "leik" Mudkipz, or have Pokeaids?
Kid 1: YOUR OLD!! GO SUCK A DITTO!
Kid 2: Hes a definite Pokefan
Pokefan by Inx Yukisho January 31, 2010
wen u get beten up by a pikey bcoz u slept wiv his mum
ha ha u got piked
piked by mich March 10, 2004
"That guy was so poke with her..."
Poke by The Loop August 27, 2008

Poke her a new one 

You know... poke her a new one. Per say youre really horny... your buddys keep on eggin you on and eventually you go off with that girl thats maybe only a 7 at best. you guys get hot and heavy and you let your fingers and/or shaft do the work. You do it and you do it well. therefore you poke her a new one.
Johnny: You guys seen carl anywhere?

Group: Oh man he took stacy upstairs. He said he was gonna poke her a new one.
Short for pussy or short for vagina
Do you want to eat some poke tonight??
You know you like playing in Poke!!
Poke by BergenCounty October 23, 2010
A creepy facebook button that falls somewhere between being flirted with and being raped.
John Smith has just "poked" you.
Poke by gypsywhipper May 8, 2011