milf-jockey

A wide or dumb-looking person.

Homeless guy - "Hey."
Homeless chick - "What?"
Homeless guy - "You see that dude right there?"
Homeless chick - "Yeah."
Homeless guy - "That dude's a milf-jockey."
Homeless chick - "I want a divorce."

milf-jockey by jonormbar June 17, 2010

Milf Chaser 

Some Girls, Usually Bisexuals, Who Go After The Milf Race.

Sometimes Abbreviated M.C.

Dude Did You Hear About Angie? She's Such A Milf Chaser!

Milf Chaser by Dr. Christopher Turk August 27, 2008

milfburger 

the act of putting ketchup and mustard on a milf, only to eat it off

"I ate a huge milfburger last night man, it was great!"

milfburger by Steve H., Dan P. March 27, 2007

G-milf 

Grandmother I'd love to fuck.

Sarah Palin is NOT a G-MILF.
Journey Johari IS a G-MILF.
Kim Kardashian is a MILF who will possibly be the hottest G-MILF of all time.

G-milf by KetchupWhisperer June 27, 2014

P-milf

a bad ass mother fucking milf,
preferably with a moustashe.

i want to grow up to be a P-milf.

P-milf by STEPHANIE RENEE November 26, 2006

MILFie

A selfie picture taken of one or more women that are all specifically MILFs.

Gina and four of her friends too a MILFie and posted it on Facebook.

MILFie by bkjb99 July 30, 2015

four minute milf 

milf so desirable that premature ejaculation is inevitable

I was looking forward to a whole night of bliss, but she was a real four minute milf.

four minute milf by philologue August 14, 2011