MILF May 

A month where boys are only able to have sex with MILFS.

yo bro! u ready for MILF May?

MILF May by KarolineVangErTilDværge November 21, 2018

milf float 

Expensive vehicle driven by an attractive woman of advancing years

Have you seen her Porsche, it's a real milf float

milf float by Old fashioned girl November 21, 2018

Milf express lane

Fastest route possible to your moms front door. Also could be fastest route to moms back door.

Man it's been a long day, going to take the milf express lane before heading home.

Milf express lane by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019

milf management 

Best score keeper in BYB. Know for always having caprisuns on hand for her competitive athletes.

Wow I’m so thankful there’s good milf management.

milf management by Milf manager March 1, 2019

Milf Orchestra

An Amateur Orchestra with people in their forties who aren´t professional Musicians

Oh I heard your Mom picked up an Instrument?
Yup, I guess she´ll join a Milf Orchestra soon

Milf Orchestra by Treewise October 30, 2019

MILF Hug

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When a kid gives their friend's mom a hug at the perfect height to bestow their head in the breasts.

Q: Why did you just give my mom a hug?
A: She has big boobs. I had to give her a MILF hug.

MILF Hug by Dr. Quantavious Shawaneak April 2, 2020

Milf legs 

Like old man strength, milf legs are only achievable at a certain age. Milf legs are smoking hot appendages that can be found attached to a milf. Not every woman can achieve this form, as milf legs are a result of a combination of genetics, presentation, and careful use during a woman’s younger years. They are usually shaven, properly moisturized, and have this aged glow that gives them their unique look. The calves and thighs must be relatively medium sized, toned, rounded and supple, and not overly large or muscular. A milf is usually aware of her milf legs, and accentuates their appearance by wearing clothing that will attract attention to them. She will also wear stilettos, and cross her legs whenever possible. Milf legs are a sight for sore eyes, you will know when you see one.

Dude, I know Becky is my girlfriend, but I just can’t stop thinking about her mom’s perfect set of milf legs

Milf legs by Shattered heavens June 26, 2020