milk cabbage 

another name for cole slaw, which is already shitty enough as it is

i hate milk cabbage

milk cabbage by fuck u milk cabbage August 22, 2017

Gord Cabbage

it's like tapeworm but hanging from your butt

'Christ, John, cover your Gord Cabbage. It's your wedding day!'

Gord Cabbage by GordCabbage August 22, 2017

coochie cabbage 

Donut Operator's lady friend! AKA Nora

Coochie Cabbage had a good stream.

coochie cabbage by OneSexyApe September 8, 2017

Butt Cabbage 

Small wads that form at the top of a person's buttcrack. They consist of dried fecal matter, toilet paper, and hair.

Jake flicked a butt cabbage on me last night. I almost barfed.

Butt Cabbage by A_Pacifist October 19, 2017

Brushed cabbage 

A term referring to someone scruffy looking

"hey Niall, you look like a brushed cabbage"
"Pretty sure you're the one who comes in looking like a brushed cabbage Jamie"
"Aye fair point man sorry"

Brushed cabbage by TheEthernets February 10, 2018

Clapped Cabbage

An insult that is everything and nothing at the same time, also can can describe something that is just booty cheeks

Bro... that Game was Pure Clapped cabbage.

Clapped Cabbage by Yeet Meisters™️ February 5, 2019

muff cabbage 

When you are really bad at a video game

Gabe is muff cabbage

muff cabbage by goochthemuscial February 28, 2019