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Twilight 

horrible, horrible drivel.

(Actually, I like the saga. I found it ENTERTAINING. Unlike, say, anything written by Margaret Attwood, efin snore. However, I just want to be cool like everyone else, and rag on the books.)
Many people believe twilight is killing vampire culture thought when you boil it down there's nothing wrong with the actual storyline. Sadly the book suffers from a dumb-down teen-fiction blandness of atmosphere and a writing style with a complete lack of character.

Yet, it could be much worse for vampires:

Imagine:
Animé Samurai Robot/Vampire/Catpeople. *Deep Shudder* I think I just puked a little in my mouth.
Twilight by p@$$ing thr.ugh August 7, 2010
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Twilight 

A pretty kick-ass series.

With the exception of "vegetarian" vampires. And "over-protecive, controlling"
boyfriend.

Oh and don't forget the "normal" he falls in love with.

Twilight
Over-protective Vampire- No. You will not see him again. You'll get hurt!


"Normal" Girl- No I won't! *stomps foot*
Twilight by NikiZee April 18, 2009

milky twilight

When you suck on a man's balls and he ejeculates on your face.
Baby, I love it when you give me a milky twilight before bed.
milky twilight by Roboheat February 28, 2017

The Twilight Effect 

twilight effect - this goes for any crapy book you ever read, and for some reason you cant help but read the rest of the books, and watch all the terrible movies that they make.
Person 1: doctor for some weird reason i cant put this harry potter book down, and ive been watching the goblet of fire every day with my 12 year old sister for the past week.

Doc: well Person 1, you have a sever case of the twilight effect. now i suggest you go home and burn all your Ron and Harry dolls along with your novelty glasses and fake scar before you turn into a total faggit.

[Twilight-1337] 

legit a god at diep.io, no other words man
pro at diep.io. #legit god gaming pro at diep.io. PROO Twilight-1337
[Twilight-1337] by Dupletes\\\ February 23, 2021

Twilightened 

A state of awareness of one's obsession with the Twilight series, usually attained after finishing the first book in less than 24 hours.
Girl 1: You used to hate Twilight. When did you become Twilightened?
Girl 2: My Twilightening occured during finals week, unfortunately. I hope I passed my exams.
Twilightened by ihasasparkly December 27, 2009

Twilightensia

Twilightensia: (noun) A state of being stuck between two realities or states of consciousness, where neither feels entirely real, like being on the edge of wakefulness and sleep.
He drifted into twilightensia, not quite dreaming but not awake either.
Twilightensia by Drakovi Bloodrose February 8, 2025