Trainwreck  

definition of being a trainwreck:
- having the guts to say what you want to who you want
because you feel it needs to be said,
- dressing in tight clothes and bright colors
to purposly draw attention to yourself.
- wearing a bandana daily, no matter what else your wearing
- hair accesories are a must for females, as well as big and over sized jewelry
- make up must be BRIGHT yup, thats right NO MORE BLACK BLACK EYES
- fake eyelashes are a must!
- who cares if you dont like hot pink. wear it anyway
- trainwrecks are into rave music, trance, techno, happy hardcore music
- listening to music 24/7 is required, even if it is just one headphone in at ALL times
- having your clothes imported. is cool.
- tutu's are NOT just for halloween. Trainwrecks dont care what other ppl are wearing
- the bigger the hair the better. Back combing is rad.
- dying your hair a million different colors isnt nessasary, hair extentions are sweet
- Using words like "darling, rad, shweet, mkai, fer sure" are expected to be used frequently in everyday speech.

im not emo, or scene, or a kandi kid
im a mutha fuckin Trainwreck

Trainwreck by Kiki Trainwreck July 7, 2008

trainwreck 

A kick-ass alt.country band from Dallas, TX

trainwreck by Anonymous June 6, 2003

Trainwreck 

A group of friends

I'm hanging out with trainwreck tonight

Trainwreck by mayrabbit July 5, 2010

trainwreck 

a broken penis caused by interference with an object or excessive friction similar to railway cars that fold when they run into a car. a trainwreck can occur when a penis runs into a dry vagina or anus or foreign object inserted into either of the aformentioned orifices.

dude, bob's in the hospital with a trainwrecked dick!

trainwreck by dirtybeard August 25, 2009

Trainwreck 

An obvious Trannie, or transexual, someone who was born one gender, but later in life changed to the other.

Hey, dude! Did you see Matt making out with that trainwreck?!

Trainwreck by whattup August 7, 2008

Trainwreck 

A sexual maneuver in which the male defecates into the females mouth, and then proceeds to slam her face into a wall.

Don: Man I was doin some fetish shit with this really hot girl, and i gave her a trainwreck

Eric: Legit!

Trainwreck by Akhmed Khazir January 26, 2009

Trainwreck 

Two extremely hot girls who:
1. if you've met, you'll never forget or
2. if you haven't met, you'd better watch out for.
Also known for hysterical antics at parties, passing out in random dudes' beds, and generally being awesome.

"C&C are so damn hot...I wanna be in the path of THAT trainwreck."

Trainwreck by totallyawesome September 4, 2005