Southwestern Train Wreck 

When two penises smash head on so hard that they collapse from the shaft down

Them boys dun' did a Southwestern Train Wreck. Now they've dun' got themselves de-railed!

Southwestern Train Wreck by Doabarreroll February 25, 2014

angry train wreck 

When someone places themselves upon a railroad track and then takes it in the ass, and as the train hits said person, they clench and take the ass fucker for a ride.

"Yo were doing an angry train wreck and John clenched and took my ass for a ride!"

angry train wreck by Jimblo February 16, 2008

Halloween Train-wreck 

A vulgar sense of fashion with loud lashings of ostentation that confounds understanding.

She was a Halloween Train-Wreck at last year's charity gala.

Halloween Train-wreck by thyroid2k November 19, 2009

Ass End of a Train Wreck 

More often than not, as far as train wrecks go, the ass end of a train wreck is arguably the most desirable position one might occupy whilst finding they are in the midst of a train wreck in process. The exception to this principle, of course, would be in the event that a train got ass wrecked. Even so, the ass-end of the offending party would most certainly fare significantly better than that of the violated party.

Boy: "Hey, Girl, did you have a rough night last night? You look like you just crawled out of the Ass End of a Train Wreck."
Girl: "Maybe so, but if you think I LOOK bad, I FEEL like that Train must have gotten Ass-Wrecked."

Ass End of a Train Wreck by Buzzyfuzzsaw April 21, 2014

Wreck Train 

To do well at something but equally bad if the use of the word suggests it

Dude were going to wreck train at the game today

Wreck Train by pv27 May 23, 2009

Twain Wreck 

When somebody tells a story that becomes as long winded as Mark Twain, from Slash's autobiography.

'In Guns we used to call it a Twain Wreck: when Axl started telling a story, he was as long winded as Mark Twain.'

'Man, did you hear Luke telling everyone about that party last night?'
'Yeah, that guy sure knows how to Twain Wreck!'

Twain Wreck by JoanJettHead August 18, 2011

Tran Wreck 

a botched sex change operation.

Perry went in for his gender reassignment surgery, and man, the result was quite a Tran Wreck.

Tran Wreck by Walter and Gin January 15, 2006