neck scratcher 

An cock, as used in oral seks.

20:27:58 klineh i have a scratchy throat
20:28:15 Fritz McKrieg you can use my neck scratcher

neck scratcher by Fritzkrieg November 19, 2007

cat scratcher 

A cat scratcher is a slightly younger man who pursues attractive cougars.

My cougar needed a late night cat scratcher, so I drove over in the rain and got my brains fucked out.

cat scratcher by Jenniecat March 21, 2016

Head Scratcher

Used to define your one friend who never gets any puss even though he's not a loser.

Why can't Jake get any action? He's a pretty nice dude and seems to do everything right but the guy can't get laid for shit. It's a real head scratcher...

Head Scratcher by Mr.nj April 16, 2017

Grizzly back scratcher 

The act of wall sitting on a tree in the woods and deficating while recieving head

Alessandro wants to be the first man to get a grizzly back scratcher

Grizzly back scratcher by Juicy jesus October 8, 2014

Mongolian back scratcher

When someone shits in their hand then gives you a good rough back scratching

How was your date with jenica? "Great until she gave me a Mongolian back scratcher"

Mongolian back scratcher by Wally the wanker February 10, 2017

toasted throat scratcher 

the act of making a hot pocket and having a woman deepthroat it while you insert your great white or chocolate deluxe penis inside. be careful it might still be toasty

shay- "awh fuck dude some crazy boston chick let me give her the toasted throat scratcher"
TJ- "no mustard!'

toasted throat scratcher by Cagle Mark McFuzzeltron 3000 June 11, 2009

maggot scratcher

A derogatory, but rather apt, term used to describe Margaret Thatcher, former UK Prime Minister.

It was only because of the Falklands/Islas Malvinas war that maggot scratcher managed to get re-elected.

maggot scratcher by DOLLY BUSTER March 10, 2005