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The Poofter 

Very much like The Pooter, the handheld device which realistically simulates the sound of a loud rasping fart, The Poofter offers up a more discreet sounding farting noise very much like a hiss or someone trying to slip out a fart unnoticed. It's used exclusively by prankster members of the male gay community. It's a veritable hit at soirées.
Julian is employing The Poofter again to great effect. He's also slipped one out without anyone hearing (due to getting roughly buttfucked that afternoon) so those around him can appreciate both the realistic sound of a gay man farting and the smell. The lesbians love it.
The Poofter by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
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attack poofter

An aggressive gay used to attack straight people by their "handler".
Anytime a dude tries to crack on to Ollie, Ollie sets his Attack Poofter on him to gay things up. Ollie then has sex with a female cos he's not gay.

bloody poofter 

what you call someone when they do something extremely spastic
Bloody poofter! why the hell would you do such a thing

raving poofter 

a homosexual who spends all his spare time at UV light raves.
"man, that guy wearing the tight pink shirt with the glowsticks is such a raving poofter."

Prancing Poofter

Common species called "Aiden Calabria"
HAHAHA Look a AIDEN CALABRIA

ol' poofter guts 

a gay who likes it in the ass-which leads to the stomach-hence 'guts" poofter obviously being another word for a fag
the poofter had it so deep it was in his guts!hence "check out ol' poofter guts"!!
ol' poofter guts by dildonose January 23, 2010

Woofter poofter 

you - “i’m gay!” me - “no you’re a woofter poofter!”
Woofter poofter by toxivity November 24, 2021