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shit in a piss time 

Toilettiquette...When visiting the restroom out on a date, or at a dinner party, you take a lightning fast crap to fool your date or fellow diners into thinking you only needed a piss by being in the can for such a short time.

a very hurried poop taken so as not to keep guests waiting
I really needed to take a shit but my date had arrived, so I told her I was just 'nipping to the bathroom to freshen up' and took a quick 'shit in a piss time', so as not to keep her waiting

shit on the piss 

Cant drink alcohol without feeling sorry for himself.
Man, Robbo was so drunk on the weekend, carrying on like a little bitch, he's so shit on the piss.
shit on the piss by SandraDee181 February 3, 2021

piss shits

1) when you are urinating after defecating, and you proceed to defecate small, jelly-bean shaped waste from your anus. 2) a way of humorously describing a reaction to something that is really bad, or something that you wish to exaggerate. 3) a massive watery diarrhea burst.
1) When I got the piss shits last night while sitting on the bowl, I got piss water in my ass. 2) I got so freaked out by that dude jumping out from behind the wall, I got the piss shits. 3) I ate at White Castle last night and got a severe case of piss shits.
piss shits by Mills Fokk August 1, 2009

piss shitting

My wife said its when you have the runs so bad she pisses out of both holes.
I just got back from the bathroom piss shitting I am so sick.
piss shitting by Forest89 October 4, 2017

Piss Shitters

A pair of underwear used to keep piss and shit off of your pants.
Hey Bud, I gotta put on a pair of piss shitters.
Piss Shitters by Randybobandy October 3, 2017

piss-drunk-shitfaced

(adv)- being intoxicated to the point of potentially or actually vomiting.
Person 1) Man, look at Tom, he's piss-drunk-shitfaced!
Person 2) Aww, he just puked in the fire, we better help him out.

Person 1) Wanna get trashed this weekend?
Person 2) No way, the last time we did, I ended up piss-drunk-shitfaced, we were so loud that we woke up the neighbors.