P.P.S.

Aka the pre-party shit. When you take a planned shit in advance because you know your going out on the town later.

Randy and his hoes were going out to catch some babes so he took a P.P.S. so he wouldn't have to take a shit later.

P.P.S. by Talljellybean October 15, 2016

P.P. Geyser 

Full name; Pimple Pussy Geyser. When stimulating a womens pussy and her pleasure filled convulsions cause a zit near or on her vagina to pop shooting the puss inside all over her partner.

Chad: "Rachel gave me a P.P. Geyser while I was eating her out last night, I really couldn't wash my face off enough..."

Chris: "Bro you need to dump her before word gets out she did that."

P.P. Geyser by Ram Ranch Jr. June 4, 2019

P.P.C. 

Stands for "pleasant physical contact", such as when one or more blinky-eyed cuties obligingly slap yer hand wif their own soft warm palms as you walk by them, or when an attention-seeking toddler smilingly raises his/her arms to you in a "please pick me up for snuggles" gesture, and so you cradle him on your lap and savoringly share a few moments of contented cooing closeness before said pint-size jumps back down and happily patters off to play again.

Playing "pinkie-tips" (i.e., lightly pressing da pad of your little finger against that of your friend on your way past him) can be a good alternative to a high-five on a hot day --- you and your friend still get to enjoy a little P.P.C. without getting too "close 'n' personal" when your hands are all damp 'n' disgusting.

P.P.C. by QuacksO February 1, 2020

p p peppers 

i love you aleks :)

you are amazing aleks i love you p p peppers

p p peppers by aleksislife November 22, 2021

P&P Sandwich 

On one of those rare occasions where you go out cycling with both your friends pat and paul. They may ask to meet you at a quiet place where no one can see them making the p&p sandwich.

To make the sandwich they will begin by pouring energy gels into your bibs while they both squeeze one out into their bibs. Once the gels have been poured, they both pull up on each other's bibs to spread the poo. Once it's been thoroughly spread, they strip down naked and climb into your bibs with one of them in front of you and one behind. they begin shouting p&p sandwiches while jumping up and down to smother your body with gel and poo. When they are satisfied with the spread, they will get out, put on their bibs and cycle home.

Never meet at the bottom of fern hill. It's quiet down there so Pat & Paul made me a P&P sandwich.

P&P Sandwich by S&H sigh co leen August 13, 2022

P&P Sandwich 

On one of those rare occasions where you go out cycling with both your friends Pat and Paul. They may ask to meet you at a quiet place where no one can see them making the P&P sandwich.

To make the sandwich they will begin by pouring energy gels into your bibs while they both squeeze one out into their own bibs. Once the gels have been poured, they both pull up on each other's bibs to spread the poo. Once it's been thoroughly spread, they strip down naked and climb into your bibs with one of them in front of you and one behind. They begin shouting P&P sandwich while jumping up and down to smother your body with gel and poo. once they are satisfied with the spread, they will get out, put on their bibs and cycle home.

Don't meet Pat and Paul at the bottom of fern hill. It's quiet there so they will try and make a P&P sandwich.

P&P Sandwich by S&H sigh co leen August 13, 2022

p-p-penis uwu 

what you hear when you watch hentai

zaddy me love p-p-penis uwu

p-p-penis uwu by shitty shit March 6, 2023