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motivation

One thing that is really hard to get, especially when someone is a lazy-ass muthasucka.
LAZY-ASS STUDENT: Mr. X, may I turn in my essay at the next class meeting?
TEACHER (MR. X): Didn't I tell all of my students that I don't accept late assignments?!
LAZY-ASS STUDENT: ...yeah, I guess.... I was late at our first class...
TEACHER: (turn his head, collect his stuff, and walk away with a I-don't-give-a-damn kind of face...)
motivation by uglyron January 25, 2004

pussy motivation 

When someone keeps going out because they keep getting laid and they know they shouldn't be going out anymore but they have this motivation.

Or

Someone stops going out because they think they have grown out of it. But really they are not getting action so they don't see the point of going out anymore. This person does not have motivation. This person needs pussy motivation to get him back on the prowl.
"I cant handle going out anymore."
"What? Its because you don't have pussy motivation."
pussy motivation by dman0523 October 20, 2009

Motivational Poster 

a picture that has a subtitle underneath. were originally used to motivate but the internet changed that by instead of making them they made funny jokes with the subtitle
guy: that Motivational Poster was pretty funny

other guy: yeah but it really didn't motivate.
Motivational Poster by rudy1143 January 13, 2010

Haters are my motivators 

Something ugly fat girls on youtube say to make themselves feel better.
Girl: My haters are my motivators <3333
Guy: fatass.

motivatory 

The adjective for describing something motivating.
Cheerleading is a motivatory sport as it motivates people.

Coaching is motivatory towards the students.

You can do it!” - a motivatory sentence
motivatory by M. Stage December 30, 2020

motivaty 

its motivaty to have a chick promise to take her top off if you pass your exam.