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Hot Messes 

Defined, "hot messes" refers to when a "person's appearance is in a state of total disarray while still maintaining an undeniable attractiveness" & allure.

Hot messes' are appealing for a variety of reasons, most notably because they're generally unexpected, capricious, & agonizingly provocative. Additionally, numerous contingent factors make duplication rare and continual repetition virtually impossible.

No one set of guidelines can perpetually determine what distinguishes a "hot mess" from an above-average train wreck. Regardless of the circumstances, you know it when you see it; because they are typically conspicuous, and obviously they are always awesome.

**The term "hot mess" can also characterize a unique setting or situation, although in this context the usage parameters become more difficult to quantify.
Justin: "Did you see Molly this morning? We partied all night and she ended up passing out on the lawn."
Eric: "Yea, she came in this morning to find the rest of her clothes. She looked terrible, and awesome."
Justin: "Damn, hot messes' like that don't come around very often."
Hot Messes by jbalbs@kstate January 18, 2011
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massissi 

it's haitian for gay
homo passes by....

joe-fuckin massissi !!!

john-ou ni pou briler moun yo!!!
An area populated by about 14,000 people. (Maybe more now because all anyone does in this town is drugs, and have sex) Consists of different classes of people starting with your scuzzers, your fuck-and-runs, your gangsters, your wanksters, your preps, your natives, and last but not least your druggies. Mostly druggies. Often a person belongs to multiple classes. For example: An abercrombie sweater with G-Unit shoes, and a fat blunt in the pocket. As you can see this person would fall under prep, gangster/wankster, and druggy. Such variation in people is superb!
Yo I am going to hit up Massena to grab a bite to eat, smoke some pot, and probably see someone I've already seen today.
Massena by RAIDER July 29, 2007

Massdestuction 

An xbox user who enjoys to camp in corners and get beat off by his dad.

He always proceeds to let others know that he is the best camper and camping takes skill, this however, cannot be heard as he has a mouth full of dick meat.
I'm in this corner blowing my dads penis, 25 cents to watch.

I like camping cause it makes me harder to kill. Lol, I love camping. Dad not to hard!

Random kid: I love when my dad fucks me.
ME: Shut the fuck up you god damned Massdestuction.
Random kid: Hey! thats my brother you're talking about..
Me: That makes sense..
Massdestuction by Ohtehnoes June 28, 2012

messessary 

Something that is messy, but in the end, necessary.
Regardless of how difficult legal research is, you must do it...it's messessary.
messessary by Mixmaster W September 7, 2019
An absolute legend, frequently talked about by their peers about all the crazy things they've done. Usually very hyper-active, good sense of humor, liked by many, and is good with their words. They frequently manipulate their words to please people into doing something they want while also having a mature personality that people are drawn to.
"Woah, did you hear how massen climbed the school?!"
"Yeah, that was crazy!"
massen by OG Apparition October 17, 2019

massassian 

One who is a member of Massassi (the website or the ancient race).
MadQuack is a massassian
massassian by Aaron March 24, 2003