hoof that pulpy load 

a phrase coined meaning "swallow that!" or "choke on that" after you insult someone.

your grandma was awesome last night, hoof that pulpy load

hoof that pulpy load by leahbiiiiiiiia June 14, 2010

hoof you in the nuts 

a kick in the genitals

shut your face asshole or I will hoof you in the nuts

hoof you in the nuts by de99 April 24, 2017

hoof whooper 

Jack-ass, a person that literally makes you want to beat them senseless, then beat the sense back into them so that they can see how idiotic they are.

I was driving ten over the limit, and that hoof whooper cut me off!

hoof whooper by The Maniacal Oreo October 5, 2019

Hoof'd 

To send it

I fuckin hoof'd her last night, hai bai

Hoof'd by Lord Bernard March 16, 2020

hoof hand 

A hand with no fingers just little stumps.. looks rather like a cornish pastey!

"haha look at that girls hoof hand"

hoof hand by blondie992 January 17, 2007

hoof rot 

Used in Parts of Scotland to describe venereal infection or disease, usually amongst fat women, hoof, like camel toe

She's got a dose o the hoof rot. That fat burds got Hoof rot, pure stinkin.

hoof rot by Stuart Hepburn September 3, 2007

hoof and mouth 

The act of giving head while giving a foot job. A prime example of which can be viewed in the fetish dolls series of films.

I dated a ballerina once; she liked to go all Hoof and Mouth on me.

hoof and mouth by Eric ELFman March 31, 2008