Yorkshire hand grenade 

When you're bang your hoe and you pull out, blow your load, then you catch it and slap her in the face as hard as you can with it.

Is that crazy hoe still nagging you bro. Na, I used the Yorkshire hand grenade, she ain't Donna bother me no mo

Yorkshire hand grenade by D N P May 23, 2011

Somalian Hand Grenade 

To retrieve your Jimmy Johns sub from another person's anus.

"If you want your sandwich, you'll have to give me the ole Somalian Hand Grenade"

Somalian Hand Grenade by Mick_Jones June 13, 2018

Hand job hand grenade 

The act of jerking or stroking a mans penis to the point of climax, right before climax is reach the giver punches the receiver in the ball and then punches them in the face. If climax it achieved you have given a successful hand job hand grenade.

Sarah gave Jim a hand job hand grenade last night that put Jim in the hospital where they later recited their vows.

Hand job hand grenade by NemesisRed March 18, 2021

czechoslovakian hand grenade 

Take a large shit and shape it into a hand grenade like shape. Place said shit into the freezer. Remove from freezer and ask party guests to stand in a circle. Play hot potato until the shit defrosts and splats upon someone’s hand.

Scott’s hand still smells after losing a game of Czechoslovakian hand grenade.

czechoslovakian hand grenade by Theshittiest April 4, 2023

The Holy Hand Grenade 

Peeing, Pooping, Cumming, Sneezing, Coughing, and Puking all at the same time.

Bro why is he running so fast? Hes about to do The Holy Hand Grenade
Charlie you look like shit? "Yeah, I just had to do The Holy Hand Grenade"

The Holy Hand Grenade by LovelyBritz February 24, 2019

oklahoma hand-grenade

when the female partner jerks the male off into her ass hole

bradley made the bitch give him an oklahoma hand-grenade last night it sounds fucking awesome you know you wanna try it you sick fuck

oklahoma hand-grenade by wood is good July 31, 2006

hawaiian hand grenade 

When you are masturbating and just as you start cumming, your mother walks in and you start fumbling with your penis like a pineapple as your desperatly trying to hide it

Knock knock sweetie, its just me

ohhh noooo mum stop! Ahhh

Oh dear, i see you have a hawaiian hand grenade, supper will be ready in 10 minutes

hawaiian hand grenade by te anau boy April 13, 2015