gaytard 

An insult that combines the deragatory terms of "gay" and "retard". It is not intended to offend greatly but just something to say when someone's behavior is worthy of such a title. It is also preferable to write it on a friend's AP Bio notes upside down where it would then become gaytarb.

"You are being such a gaytard!"

"Hey, stop getting me in trouble with the teacher, you gaytard!"

gaytard by Seamus Aimney May 13, 2005

Guitarded

1. The act of being mentally altered and attempting to play more than you can with a guitar.

2. When the drummer in your band mis-speaks and is caught and the rest of the guys morph the word into something stoneriphic

When i tried to play that solo i got all "guitarded"

Guitarded by Aggressive Betty February 11, 2006

Guitarded

To have no dexterity at the Playstation 2 game guitar hero 1 or 2.
OR

To be just plain bad and have no talent at guitar hero, like Mrs. Peck.

Mrs. Peck did an abysmal job at guitar hero 2, she got booed off of the stage so fast, i swear that she's guitarded.

Guitarded by Steven "Poseidon" Segura March 23, 2007

Raytarded 

When your not quite retarded, but by just having a two minute conversation with him, you can tell something just is not right. Most commonly caused by being dropped on your head as a child.

Have you met Ray yet? He is a total Raytard.

Raytarded by me February 21, 2005

Gaytard 

Somewhere between retard and a homosexual

Johnathong is a GAYTARD

Gaytard by tim May 22, 2003

Gtarded 

Some fool trying really hard to act gangsta and looking like an idiot in the process. Usually seen wearing all G Unit clothes and the only rap he knows comes from BET.

Guy1: Look at Rob over there embarrassing himself.
Guys2: No doubt, he's acting straight up gtarded

Gtarded by Hearmethough July 22, 2008

Gaytard 

Someone who sits and adds definitions to stupid words on urban dictionary. Also, if your name happens to be Donald Trump or are a supporter of his.

"OMG! I just became a gaytard with the rest of y'all!"

Normal person 1: "How did Donald Trump manage to get elected in the first place?"
Normal person 2: "Dude, what do you mean? This cuntry is full of gaytards!"

Group of inbred, red neck, scum shouting: "Vote for Gaytard in 2024!"

Gaytard by UnholyFartMaster January 6, 2023