gargoyle 

the act of perching one's self upon the toilet ass naked to enable gravity assisted excrement evacuation
warning:
during extremely loose bowel movements the gargoyle should not be attempted due to splash back results and ankle dirtyage
caution:
wearing of socks may cause slippage and bodily injury
note:
toilet seat life greatly diminished by gargoylage

Jeff is rushing to do the gargoyle after all that Chipotle!

gargoyle by LT Jeff December 9, 2008

Gargoyling 

In the U.S military, a form of hazing unwanted soldiers by their peers. Gargoyle refers to the position one assumes on another’s bed post. The others in the barracks then hold down the bed sheets of said sleeping soldier, while the one “gargoyling” shits on that soldiers face.

“There will be NO GARGOYLING in this barrack!”
“Let’s gargoyle PVT. Duke, I fucking hate that douche”

Gargoyling by Cuzinfockher February 10, 2023

gargoyle tits 

An unattractive female breast condition caused by long term extreme weightlifting and very low body fat. Breasts become misshapen, smaller, and farther apart. Exposure made lead to sadness and fear, scarerousal is also possible. You'll know it when you see it.

To survive an encounter deal with them as calmly as possible. Try to make yourself appear bigger than you really are, hold your arms up above your head and spread your legs more widely apart. Avoid eye contact, they may perceive it as a threat. At night shine a strong flashlight into her eyes. Do not attempt to climb a tree, she's probably stronger than you.

A woman with a cute face walked in, her tight shirt revealed gargoyle tits so I lost interest.

gargoyle tits by BobSmith3001 January 10, 2016

Gargoyle Syndrome 

That feeling of tiredness/sleepiness that comes from behind idle and/or at a desk for too long, where you feel as though you cannot stay awake, yet vanishes the instant you stand up and start moving.

“I had total Gargoyle Syndrome today at work, I kept nodding off”

Gargoyle Syndrome by Tscharett January 14, 2018

gargoyling 

The act of a female perching over a male's cock and giving head from the squatting position. Thus if someone were to walk by it would look like a gargoyle perched over a male.

Uh, I just walked in on my roommate gargoyling the neighbor again.

gargoyling by yupski December 29, 2010

the gargoyle 

the term used to describe a dude vibin on the top of a toilet stall, perched like a bird and shittin 6 feet down on the floor

John: Woah, look at Mike! He’s doin the gargoyle!
Mike: *grins hideously and empties his intestines onto the bathroom floor*

the gargoyle by jo-mama-bruh October 23, 2019

Gargoyling 

A sex term. a man scares a woman and then pulls down his pants and jizzes in her mouth. Than the woman has to gargol the cum in her mouth while saying" the huntch back of Notre Dame.

a man scares a woman and then pulls down his pants and jizzes in her mouth. Than the woman has to gargol the cum in her mouth while saying" the huntch back of Notre Dame. this is called Gargoyling.

Gargoyling by Nitsuj Siena Theater/aerdna October 27, 2009