Fruited 

To have ones mind scrambled or acid addled, under the effects of hardcore psychedelics.

"Where's Tiny Tim?"

"Don't even bother trying to get an answer outta him, he's as fruited as my Nans mince pies!"

Fruited by Jimjam August 4, 2013

Fruitality 

To be knocked unconscious, or in more extreme cases, killed by fruit, i.e. a coconut falling on your head or people throwing apples at you.

Derived from Mortal Kombat's 'FATALITY' finishes.

Jamal: Man, did you hear about Ken the other night?

Bill: No dog, what happened?

Jamal: Done gone hit on the head by a coconut, knocked him clean out!

Bill: K.O.! Fruitality!

Fruitality by Tiggerback May 22, 2010

Fruit Pig 

A pink sweaty horrible creature originating from the Coventry area. The animal is interesting as it is 98% skull, very stupid and prone to random acts of violence often involving its bony head.

It also sometimes partakes in industrial sex.

The second-line manager is a Fruit Pig.

Fruit Pig by Detective Roly Dog November 25, 2011

fruit beer

A Vodka Cruiser.

For years, the boys have been in the trenches, paving the way for the publics acceptance of the Vodka Cruiser as an acceptable beverage of choice for a bloke. Instagrams 'Troy Candy' in particular, was one of the front liners, leading the charge. Finally, blokes can dive head first into a few Vodka Cruisers, without simultaneously putting their sexuality up for question/debate.

"Yea nah yea yea mate, we're gonna have a few fruit beers then hit the town later, might even get our dirty little mittens on bag if the opportunity presents itself"

fruit beer by Engadine Maccas Toilets September 8, 2021

fruit pastilles friday 

The day at the end of the working week where those involved bring fruit pastilles to work to help make the day enjoyable.

Hey man, bringing those pastilles for fruit pastilles friday tomorrow?
Yeah bro, the pastilles are on me!

fruit pastilles friday by Daws February 28, 2009

fruitcake 

1. A derogatory term for a homosexual man.

2. Someone who is completely insane.

3. A cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.

1. Uncle Jim married Pete? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!

2. Uncle Jim married a blender? I didn't know he was a fruitcake!

3. Me: What's a fruitcake?
Someone Else: It's a cake made with bits of fruit and drenched in scotch.
Me: Drenched in scotch? Sounds like my Uncle Jim.

fruitcake by InfrequentNinja February 9, 2004

fruit roll up 

When a girl wraps a fruit roll up around your penis and she licks/sucks/nibbles the candy until is dissinagrates on your penis (intercourse highly not reccomended afterwards)

"What did you and that chick do last night?"
"She gave me a fruit roll up if you know what I mean bro."

fruit roll up by JustOutOfCuriosity March 5, 2016