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To have ones mind scrambled or acid addled, under the effects of hardcore psychedelics.

"Where's Tiny Tim?"

"Don't even bother trying to get an answer outta him, he's as fruited as my Nans mince pies!"

Fruited by Jimjam August 4, 2013

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fruited

see stuffed up,stuffed,bung,munted.

Woah man, that was fruited...

fruited by Captain Starlight January 31, 2005

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Fruited Up

(a person) Looking or dressed as if they are going to participate in activities stereotypically associated with gay people.

A: Do you like what I'm wearing to starbucks?
B: You look absolutely fruited up babe.

Fruited Up by MonotoneWombat April 25, 2022

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Grape fruited

The act of penetration so deep into the human anus that the result is a overly expanded ass hole resembling the size of a grape fruit.

Dude, I totally just "grape fruited" that bitch last night!

Grape fruited by Tom The Grape Fruiter January 27, 2011

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Juicy Fruited

Really drunk or high, messed up really bad.

Disoriented from a controlled substance, meds, or alchol.

I drank some Mickey's and smoked a hooter last night, I was juicy fruited like a MoFo.

Juicy Fruited by The_Stogemiester May 19, 2006

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Grape Fruited

The act of pouring grape fruit juice in a man’s large eurethera.

I have chick flick cancer because Debbie grape fruited me last night.

Grape Fruited by Lemon Faggot January 21, 2018

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Juicy Fruited

Juicy Fruited ; means rooted.

Also see C19-enviro

The planets half Juicy Fruited, but on it's way to repair.

Juicy Fruited by Bryn Benn April 14, 2020

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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