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FritterWhiff 

To run into bathroom immediately after ones exit and take a long deep inhale through your nose.
I reluctantly dropped heavy at Jessica's party and bill ran in when I left and took a long fritterwhiff to smell what I had done. Needless to say I was embarrassed having eating a lot of sushi that week.
FritterWhiff by Specimenb12 April 17, 2013
A frister serves both as a friend and a sister. This word is most commonly used between twins, for they are usually incredibly close and are both friends and sisters. A frister is the ultimate companion who you may share inside jokes with, make lunches for, and watch ridiculous movies with.
Hey frister lets go catch an uber ridiculous movie, I'll make you a nice lunch with a home made granola bar in it.
Frister by Shananigans333 April 6, 2009
A fraternity bro who just can't quit fratting, even though he's now 42 years old, living off his second wife's social security income, and repulsive to all females.
An overgrown blustering fratter was in a store, mask at half-mast, nattering away via cell phone as he was being served.
fratter by The Wendolyne September 15, 2020

Fratterall 

A drug utilized by fratdaddies and fratstars alike, so they may see a new, glorious sun rise across the fratcastle as they reminisce about brotastic night worth not remembering. Typically snorted, accompanied by 4Broko and/or sorostitutes in hand. Warning: may suddenly present with inability to feel/care about anything, including the slap to the face from the diamond-speckled pussy your slaying upon realizing you're not her boyfriend.
"Did you just sneeze blue?" - common question directed towards fratstars whilst lightning a couch on fire in the fratcastle's courtyard

"Fratterall has been scientifically proven to enhance the frattiness of the user. Fratlaps have unquestionably become more efficient, and the collective GPAs of Greeks has undoubtedly risen far beyond those of the GDI."
- Fratrick Ivey, M.D., Professor of Fratology
Fratterall by Fraturdaynight December 15, 2010
The British version of Hotter.when fit (hot) is just not enough.
My girl is so much fitter then yours!
fitter by Natedavis March 9, 2007

doing a fretter 

A state of intoxication that far surpasses shitfaced, blotto, paralytic, slaughtered, sloshed, legless, and plastered.

Often used by oil rig workers to express a state of intoxication so severe that the person in question can no longer function in any capacity. This often results in acute degradation of any level of intellect and conscientiousness the person may have and a complete and utter loss of any shred of dignity.

#Vombie
Example 1

Man: I’ve just been pumped, so I'm getting shitfaced on the way home.
Wife: Oh dear don’t you be doing a fretter.
Man: PARSNIPS!

Example 2

Man: (makes random barfing sounds)
doing a fretter by gekkoplatipus January 7, 2017