NorCal Bro-Hoe 

Almost the same as the regular SoCal Bro-Hoe, but from Northern California (mostly found in Chico, but there are some in places like Sacramento, Fairfield, Vacaville, Brentwood, Fresno, Modesto, Stockton, etc). Bros and Bro-Hoes from NorCal definitely don't hate on the life of a Bro in SoCal, but they are inspired by it.

-Like the bro-hoe from SoCal, she shops at stores like No Fear, Tilly's, and Zumiez.

-She wears brands such as Metal Mulisha, Famous Stars and Straps, Infamous, TapouT, Fox, Skin, Hustler, and MOSTLY NorCal clothing brand.
-She may have a bandanna or a few, and will be seen wearing one tied around her head.
-Normally she has piercings and tattoos.
-She might wear gauges, at least size 4.
-She almost always is wearing makeup, and her hair looks good too (also, usually blonde or black).
-She loves Nautical Stars.
-Also, like SoCal bro-hoes she loves partying, drinking, smoking weed, chilling with friends, etc.
-OF COURSE, she loves lifted trucks, and cars with great sound systems.
-She doesn't say DGAF as often Bros and Bro-Hoes in SoCal, but she lives as if it were her motto.
-Either she's single, or she has a bro boyfriend.
-Her personality is funny, smart, sweet, and very confident.

A TRUE NorCal Bro-Hoe knows that all the best parties are in CHICO!!!

NorCal Bro-Hoe by missbabyface530 April 17, 2011

Jersey bro hoe 

A Jersey bro hoe is a white girl who hangs out with the "bro's" who have boats, lifted trucks and sxs's. They can come in many hair colors but almost always have tattoos. They like to drink beer, get "lit", shoot tequila and do coke. Lots of coke. They DGAF (Don't give a fuck) and they sometimes identify as a "bad bitch". You can usually find these girls "out with the boys" on the boat, at the bar or out in the woods by a pallet fire usually shotgunning a beer or blowing lines. Basically a bitch who thinks she's one of the guys because she hangs with the crew but they only hang with her because she gives them head.

Do you see that chick over there talking to Jimmy? I seen her at tice's last weekend twerking on the bow of some dude's boat and the weekend before that out in another dudes sxs. She's definitely a Jersey bro hoe.

Should we tell him?

Nah, he'll figure it out.

Jersey bro hoe by Local reject May 4, 2021

Closet Bro Hoe 

A girl who likes subnoize bands (ie. KmK, King Spade, Hed Pe, DGAF) but doesn't dress/act like a annoying slut.

"Yeah, I like subnoize music and whiteboys. I'm kind of a closet bro hoe."

Closet Bro Hoe by RaeMac January 7, 2010

The Bro Hoe 

The girl that all your bro’s fuck

Brittney is The Bro Hoe for us man!

The Bro Hoe by Avocados_From_Mexico January 9, 2019

ur bro a hoe 

This phrase should be used under no circumstances whatsoever. This is, the absolute worst thing you could physically possibly say to another being. If you were to take, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, AND ur sister a mister, and combine them all, it could not even come close to the catastrophic damage this phrase will cause. Once this phrase has been said, nothing will happen at that moment. The other person will think you're just fucking retarded or something and walk away. Little do they know, their lives will start falling apart. The families fucking die, one by one, in the worst way they possibly could. Anyone who loves or cares for them, will abandon them in the most mentally damaging way, damaging beyond repair. They will get to a point where the absolutely can't handle it any longer. They will get ready to commit suicide. They'll have it prepared, and as soon as they're about to do it, THE EARTH SLOWLY STARTS TO CRACK BELOW THEIR FEET, THE SUN EXPLOADS AS EARTH FLYS THOUSANDS OF MILES OUT OF IT'S ORBIT. BLACK HOLES START APPEARING BY THE MILLIONS IN RANDOM LOCATIONS IN THE UNIVERSE, WW3 STARTS, BOMBS DROP EVERY WHERE! HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE DYING EVERY GOD DAMN SECOND...
It's all gone.. every bit. Every little fucking thing is gone. The universe just fucking stopped...

Person #1: ur granny tranny
Person #2: Fuck you ur bro a hoe
Person #1: *assumes the person has some kind of autism or down syndrome and walks away*
Person #2: He has no idea what's coming his way.. ha
Person #2: *goes home to his family and his mom tells him she has Ebola and blows her brains out right before his fucking eyes, his dad gets shot at work, every other famaily member dies in some horrible way. Then his best friend fucked his girlfriend and rubbed it in his face and so did she as she left him for his best friend, of nine years I might add. All his other friends abandon him and start making fun of him, jumped him a few times and stole all his shit, in massive crowds, leaving him helpless(they on some gang shit). He puts up with it for a month before he decides to kill himself. He has so many cuts on his body that he's made a poor attempt to hide. He ties a noose, goes to the nearest bridge, ties his noose around a pole on the side of the bridge, AND THE EARTH CRACKS BELOW HIM AND THE BRIDGE COLLAPSES, THE EARTH STARTS FLYING OUT OF ORBIT AND IT GETS VERY VERY COLD VERY QUICKLY, PEOPLE ARE GOING BLIND FROM WATCHING THE SUN EXPLODE BECAUSE THEY'RE AUTISTIC AND THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA, A BLACK HOLE EATS THE FUCKING EARTH AS EXISTENCE FADES AWAY AS GOD FALL TO THE NON EXISTENT GROUND AND STARTS VIOLENTLY CRYING AND SCREAMING AS HE PREPARES TO KILL HIMSELF*

ur bro a hoe by ImTweba May 16, 2018

Your bro a hoe 

The ultimate come back better even than your sister a mister and everything else. When is is used it is even immune to no u. After use some catastrophic even always come usually resulting in extinction of multiple species.

John: your mom gay
Peter: your dad lesbian
John: no u
Peter: really, your granny tranny
John: your gramp a tramp
Peter: don’t make me do it

John: you don’t have shit
Peter: your sister a mister
John: pussy shit
Peter: what do you have
John: don’t make me do it
Peter: DO IT PUSSY
John: your bro a hoe
*peters eyes roll back and his nose starts bleeding; he falls to his knees and explodes*
*the moon crashes into the ocean*

Your bro a hoe by keil_neuhoff May 13, 2018

Your bro a hoe 

If you say this you should never speak to anyone again. This is such a huge insult it will literally erase people like in dragon ball super.

Guy: "Ur mom gay lol"
Girl: "Ur daddy lesbian"
Guy: "Ur granny tranny"
Girl: "Ur granpap is a trap"
Guy: "your bro a hoe"
Girl: sent into oblivion and never seen again

Your bro a hoe by Frostyboi May 13, 2018