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Matzo Balling 

\ˈmɑtsə bɔlɪŋ\

noun: a sex act wherein the free-flowing beard of an Orthodox Jewish male is first braided into a string of knots (the matzo balls), and then alternately inserted and removed from the anus or vagina. This produces sexual stimulation in a manner similar to anal beads or Ben Wa balls. Deeply embedded within this esoteric practice is an Orthodox view of the beard as bridge between mind and heart, thoughts and actions, theory and practice, good intentions and good deeds. The act can thus be interpreted as rivulets of divinity flowing from mind to body to other bodies, forming an unbroken circle of life, love, and faith that connects us all.
I heard he's really into matzo balling.

Hey babe - wanna make some matzo balls tonight?

I met this scruffster on jdate who tore me up with his matzo balls!
Matzo Balling by mrmcnasticles October 19, 2018
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Billings 

The most populated and second most affluent city in the state of Montana, with about 100,000 residents.

Also called the Yellowstone City because of its close proximity to Yellowstone National Park, or the Magic City because of its fast growth.

In the early 1990s, the KKK and other Neo Nazi organizations tried to set up bases in Billings. After a large number of hate crimes against the city's tiny minority populations, however, the city banded together and drove the groups out. This was the subject of the PBS documentary, "Not in Our Town."

Derek Vineyard, the lead character from the film American History X, is based partially on the story of Billings resident Clinton Snipes.
We're going to fly into Billings and then head out to Yellowstone Park.
Billings by Callie G. February 6, 2007
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bailing into 

Trying very hard to seduce, have sex with or flirt with. Usually failing miserably
Person 1: did you see James last night?
Person 2: oh god yeah he was bailing into that girl- so pathetic!!
bailing into by Bregg11 May 6, 2019

Billington 

Your family is so billington
Billington by JimDog321 November 2, 2019

Billingsley 

The type of guy who will pretend to be your friend while he fucks your wife and cheats on his own wife.
Bryan pulled a total Billingsley and is the biggest Scumbag on the planet
Billingsley by Banner4620 May 7, 2020

Geordie billing 

When a group of people (friends/family colleagues) are dining at a restaurant, the bill will be shared equally regardless of who orders what in terms food and drink.

In this situation, those who order recklessly are in a much better position at the end of the meal than those who do so frugally. Diners who argue that they ate/drank less therefore should pay less are often ridiculed as spendthrifts and must accept their fate as victims of Geordie billing.

This term stems from Newcastle and Tyneside area, whose residents are notorious for their reckless abandon when it comes to eating and drinking.
Having anticipated that Geordie billing would ensue, John ordered the most expensive steak and elaborate cocktails during his work Christmas dinner.
Geordie billing by GustavoPorFavour December 23, 2011

piano-balling 

A certain technique of tickling the balls that mimic the movement of fingers on a piano.
She piano-balled me, and I liked it. They were like heaven on my balls.

He liked the tenderness of piano-balling.
piano-balling by floopdahg May 4, 2019