night blindness 

When you meet a girl under low lit conditions and she looks good but when you see her again in broad day-light she is nasty looking.

Man, she was nasty, I must have had night blindness when I met her.

night blindness by Phil Mizas December 27, 2007

blingless 

A term coined by bedlam, meaning to be without bling.

Steve: Be honest, you bought that Tag Heuer off a sidewalk vendor downtown.
Jimmy: Yup.
Steve: You're blingless yo.
Jimmy: Word.

blingless by MXI April 13, 2006

Blizzness 

(n,v) Any and all weed-related transaction/commerce or smokery; the act of rolling a blunt.

1)I'm tired of these pussy Smirnoffs, let's get down to blizzness.
2)Mind your own fucking blizzness bro, you always ask me for hits and I hate juggalos cause you don't wash your hair and you all look like a bunch of serial rapists whose only social skills consist of saying 'whoop whoop' to an occasional weakling. Fuck Insane Clown in their gaping herpfested Posse.
3)That was some serious blizzness last night man. I can't even look my wife in the eyes. Not because my eyes are still red but because I think I smoked myself gay.
4)Pleasure doing blizzness with you good sir! I'm gonna have that grandaddy purp next week. Not like yo nigga ass can afford it, but hey, niggas will be niggas nahmeen?
5)Let me call you back real quick Mom, I'm kinda in the middle of some blizzness right now and can't think straight.

Blizzness by Frosty Da Broman July 11, 2011

Thing Blindness 

Used when you are looking for some THING that you know is RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU but you can't find it or see it.

Husband: Honey, do you know where my keys are?

Wife: Yes dear, they're on the counter right in front of you.

Husband: I must be suffering from Thing Blindness

Thing Blindness by who da hell cares? April 22, 2010

Toe Blindness Syndrome 

When your stomach is so big, you cannot see your toes.

Man, my boss already has TBS - Toe Blindness Syndrome, but he's still eating out of the vending machine.

Toe Blindness Syndrome by bing's wai July 8, 2011

disclaimer blindness 

The temporary blindness or other visual problems that occur from trying to read hardly discernible product disclaimers on TV ads.

I can't see the program for this lingering disclaimer blindness!

disclaimer blindness by redPooka September 2, 2012

Maternal Blindness 

Truly believing your ugly child is the best looking kid on the planet.

"Sara certainly has maternal blindness with her newest addition that baby is uglier than sin but she keeps bragging about how cute it is what is she thinking?"

Maternal Blindness by prfctlyflwd March 11, 2013