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Carpe Annum 

A term meaning "Seize the Year" coined in 1995 by author and speaker Jay Payleitner as a takeoff on "Carpe Diem." Payleitner later created a 250-word inspirational essay making its way around the internet. (Below is an excerpt)

CARPE ANNUM
Advance with grace and assurance into the next twelve months. What you will achieve, whom you will be, one year from today has not yet been determined. The mind gladdens imagining the possibilities.

Surely, there’s work to be done. Lessons to be learned. Mountains to be moved. Dark forces to be vanquished. An urgency, yes. Yet tempered with patience that accompanies an eternal perspective.

Begin by doing what comes easy. That’s your sweet spot. A gift to give back to the world. If you can dance, dance. If you can build, build. If you can teach, teach. If you can hug, hug with all your heart.

Proceed with excellence. Then be ready. Sometime in the next year—serendipitously, but not really—you’ll discover a truth that changes your life forever.

Step into your mounting quest with confidence, not compulsion. Each day is long, but the year is short.

Strive not for 365 endeavors. Breathe. Pause. After all, there are trees to climb and stars to count, dandelions to pick and lullabyes to whisper.

To seize each season, do what's right in front of you, and do it better than anyone thought you could. Live in your own lane—not someone else’s—doing what you’ve never done. And the year will be yours. The best ever.

-- Jay Payleitner
"For lots of reasons I did squat in 2021, but I pledge to Carpe Annum in 2022. Or not."
Carpe Annum by /chief December 31, 2021
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annushka 

An amazing, thoughtful, beautiful, charming, smart, rich, person
I am Annushka.
annushka by Annnnaaaaaaaaa January 12, 2021

annunziata 

that kid is so annunziata
annunziata by timmay purtell July 18, 2007
There was a 7% per annum interest rate.
annum by fakkedap June 15, 2009

Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) 

A town in florida is chosen after an olympics committe style choosing process.

The town spends a week collecting liquidy shit in a large vat, the Fire Hose ground collects said shit and places it in a fire hydrant

The fire hydrant along with dozens if not hundreds of fakes are placed around the town

People crowd around different fire hydrants with the hope that theirs contains the liquidy shit

At a given hour the hydrants are opened and the liquidy goodness sprays on the people who chose the right one

Who claim their prize of licking each other clean
Man 1: yeehaaaa

Girl 1: Whats that smell

Man 1: I just gone won me the Florida Fire-Hose (annual event) that liquidy goodness covered me from head to toe

Girl 1: damn, i missed it i was too busy touching my self to twilight, cooking and cleaning, the only activities females ever partake in

semi-annual 

Anything semi-annual means it happens every 6 months.
Attention all customers, attention all customers. The semi-annual sale begins today, and the next one is on December 18! Buy now and get extreme price cuts!
semi-annual by ToadMan.EXE September 8, 2005

annulate 

To have sex with a person soley for the purpose of annuling the person you had sex with the last time before that.
I can't believe I had sex with HIM last night! He can't be the last person I did, I need to find someone else, so I can annulate this!
annulate by LEBNor May 25, 2010