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The Junkers of Prussia 

The Junkers were members of the landed nobility inside the state of Prussia (Germanic state). They owned estates that were great and was maintaine and worked by peasants with few rights. These estates are often in Countrysides or in other places inside Germany. Their names have "von" in their names, it indicates they're from the Junkers family. The most famous Junker was Otto von Bismarck, he was the chancellor of the German Empire after he Unified Germany after the Franco-Prussian war or war of 1870, he was removed in power by Kaiser Wilhelm II in 1890.
That's the statue of Otto von Bismarck. He was the most famous of the Junkers of Prussia. And the one who unified Germany
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Grazing in the Junkyard 

My wife is at home waiting on me to get there so I can go grazing in the Junkyard .

Bull-to-the-junkie 

What somebody may say when they don't wanna say "Bull-shit", or anything like that.
Guy1: You know Justin Bieber?
Guy2: Yeah, what about him?
Guy1: He won the Artist of the Year award the other day.
Guy2: What?! That's such bull-to-the-junkie.
Bull-to-the-junkie by MrCybrody January 12, 2011

The Junkie’s Dillema 

When an addict experiences discomfort when sober, but when under the influence wishes they sober.
I have finally experienced The Junkie’s Dillema

Torturing The Pain Junkie 

(1) The act of frivolously trying to get under somebody skin but failing miserably
(2) Failing To Trigger A Person
(3) trying to hurt a person only to realize that you're more helping them than hurting them
Nancy Reagan's" Just Say No" campaign help to publicize and give free publicity
to drug dealers rather than discourage people from using drugs because before the campaign most people weren't using drugs from get go but it made the non drug users look "uncool" and "ostracized" it was like Torturing The Pain Junkie
Torturing The Pain Junkie by EmJayee November 10, 2018

The heroine junkies hand shake 

How heroine junkies greet each other.

Step one: both parties hold out their outstretched, track marked arms,

step two: both take the avalable hand, and slap eachother's track marks for good luck.

:] Enjoy!
while walking down the streets of brooklyn, i often witness the heroine junkies hand shake, before, and after drug deals

Says the rapists junkies who is actively domthing the thing 

"Something-something delusional incest cult" ~ Says the rapists junkies who is actively domthing the thing

Hym "You see now why both rapist and fat cock genocide are perfectly justifible right?"