Oh good heavens im about to splurge 

A thing you say when your about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

*Person one nearing their max*
Person one: "Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh great heavens I'm about to splurge!"
Person 2:"Wow man thats crazy you sounded like a total gentlemen when you said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge."

Oh good heavens im about to splurge by Isator November 14, 2023

splugesprayed 

Completly covered in sperm.

Captain Jism splugesprayed everything.

splugesprayed by jpg3 August 20, 2011

Splurve Ball

A game in which two opposing sides sit on beds facing each other in a bedroom. A small ball is placed in the middle. Once the ball is grasped each team must try to get the ball to hit the wall behind the opposing team while still sitting down. If the ball is knocked back before it hits the ground on that side than no point is awarded. After a team scores, two points are awarded to that team and an extra point called Gambozzle is attempted. The first team to reach 24 wins. The game involves drop shots called Jamikas, opening serves called Splurves, and spikes called Splikers.

The boy yelled, "What happened to your wrist man" as his friend replied. "I hurt it playing Splurve Ball, game is tough"

Splurve Ball by Steve J. Talon April 5, 2010

Spluge 

Spluge is a unique Runescape player, known for his unconventional lifestyle and habits. Outside of the online world, Spluge operated a train by day, and got a train ran on him by night. However, Spluge had a darker side that he wasn't proud of. He suffered from alcoholism and would often be seen drunk in discord, and begging for GP at the Grand Exchange. Some players avoided him because of his erratic behavior, but others sympathized with him and tried to help him overcome his addiction.

Spluge also had a habit of simping for popular Twitch streamers who played Runescape. He would donate large sums of money to them, follow them around in-game, and shower them with compliments and attention. Some players found this behavior creepy and obsessive, but Spluge saw it as a way of supporting content creators that he admired.

Despite his quirks, Spluge was respected in the Sparc Mac community, a group of players who were fellow virgins and basement dwellers. However, in the Zezima CC, Spluge was seen as a doormat. He was constantly bullied, mocked, and scammed, and would often retaliate with empty threats or passive-aggressive remarks. Spluge's Runescape journey is a mix of highs and lows, and we only hope that he one day escapes from Shanes basement where he's forcibly kept in handcuffs.

Grabbed a beer! = Spluge

Spluge by Sparc Mac Community September 6, 2023

splunge bod squirtpants 

This means to have a messy orgasm, aka splunge in your pants.

Who is leaking there, its Splunge Bod Squirtpants!

splunge bod squirtpants by I, Wreckerrr May 11, 2017

splunge 

It means ... it's a great-idea-but-possibly-not-and-I'm-not-being-indecisive!

Larry: Right. Now I want your opinion of my idea
...
Second Writer: Splunge.

splunge by elsie May 15, 2004

splurgin 

To spend excessive amounts of money, Buying things to give off the notion that one is ballin

Yo i feel like going to the mall and splurgin today.

O man nice new watch... YEA I WENT SPLURGIN!

splurgin by Ni2Bic October 23, 2006