lion silence 

used to throw someone off and make them go away silently

so the other day, my friend wouldnt stop talking and i kept telling her to go away but she refused, so i shouted LION SILENCE and she walked away confused and...silent.

lion silence by lion_tamer16 May 10, 2011

one minute silence

A mark of respect for those who died in whatever worthy cause happens to be on the roll this week

We will now observe a one minute silence.

one minute silence by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

suicide silence

awesome band which asshole scene kids seem to now like

real fan: have you heard the new suicide silence song?
scene asshole: no but isn't mitch's hair smexy!
real fan: fag scene kid

suicide silence by killallthescenesplease August 22, 2009

seven minute silence 

An awkward moment of silence when no one has anything to say which occurs after seven minutes of conversation.

My date and I were chatting really well then, out of the blue, the seven minute silence hit; bummer.

seven minute silence by Humpty December 28, 2003

awkward silence 

when a conversation between humans die because they run of subjects
worth talking or something inappropriate has been been said which makes the person or people too embarrassed to talk.

Example 1
Tim:your gay
Dog:.......(awkward silence)

awkward silence by bottletopman May 7, 2009

Silencer 

A silencer is a make-shift product to allow quiet, shameless defecations in public toilets.

A silencer is when a person bunches up a bit of toilet paper, and quickly places it in the water retaining part of the toilet bowl.

Thus, was a foreign object (fecial matter) drops into the toilet, there is no splash, and therefore no noise is created, allowing the person to walk confidently out without being given terrible terrible looks.

One downside to this is that it does not protect the person from their own gaseous discharge before the act of defecation.

Guy 1 - "Oh gosh, oh golly, I gonna crap myself,......, but I cant let anyone know im doing it, because,......., Ive been eating nothing but Indian curries and beans!, ......, oh god, its crowning!!!!!!!"

Guy 2 - "Hey buster, dont worry, use a silencer, its fine man, honestly, in Silencer we trust"

Guy 1 - "Than........ (fart)...... i gotta g-....... whoa nelly!"

Silencer by Caffo November 9, 2009

Silence Glaive 

The giant scepter carried by Sailor Saturn in the "Sailor Moon" series.

Silence Glaive Surprise!

(Everything's destroyed)

Silence Glaive by Saturn's Problem Child March 6, 2008