Sputtering 

A combination of walking and jogging. It's pretty much a slow jog.

Man 1: Hey Jim, why are you walking?
Man 2: I'm not walking, I'm sputtering.

Sputtering by The Great Magician March 31, 2011

smuttering 

The act of an individual, usually alone in an office cubicle, complaining at a volume just loud enough for nearby cube-dwellers to hear, and hopefully get some sympathy or attention. The words used for the complaints usually solicit the sympathy.

"This is unbelievable, just unbelievable." John, quit your smuttering, I don't care.

smuttering by mdubuya May 6, 2014

sluttering

Drunk to the point of slurring, slutting, stuttering

"She was already sluttering and it wasn't even dark yet."

sluttering by bombmomdotcom January 25, 2015

Don't be stutterin 

When somebody is stutterin' they have just said something

a. Mean
b. Jealous
c. Angry

a.

Girl. I can't run this goddamn mile! It hurts my lungs!
Boy. Fatty.
Girl. Uh, don't be stutterin!

b.
Girl. I don't really like you because...well, I don't really like HYPER people.
Girl 2. You can't handle this. Don't be stutterin.

c.

Boy. I hate my brother.
Girl. Boy, don't be stutterin. He's four.

Don't be stutterin by tooswoleforyou666 August 16, 2011

Stuttering John 

A hottie that used to be on the Howard Stern show and used to fght with Robin Quivers alot.

Stuttering John now works for Jay Leno. If you like my definitions, please see my 1000 thumbs up and give me one for a good cause! Thanks!!

Stuttering John by Andi March 18, 2005

smattering of nuns 

A smattering of nuns is very similar to a murder of crows, except most of the nuns aren't birds.

"After the zombocalypse, a smattering of nuns engaged in a light popegasm." - Tim Defrag

smattering of nuns by Jeebus McChrist April 20, 2006

stuttering wookie 

noun To place the end of a didgeridoo between a woman's legs on her vagina and blow really hard.

April forgot her name when her boyfriend gave her a stuttering wookie

stuttering wookie by sephcathcass January 6, 2010