Paris Hilton 

= a freggen cuntmuffin

-Paris Hilton equals a smelly old cuntpastry, maybe even a cuntmuffin!

"Leggo my freggen eggo, cuntmuffin!" ~Random guy

"That's hot, and I'm a cuntmuffin!" ~Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton by Archibald Longshaft July 3, 2007

paris hilton 

perhaps the most undeserving celebrity of our time. a talentless ugly poodle-looking piece of maggot-eaten shit that only got famous for being a whore and being a hilton. should she inherit her dad's business? fuck no, she'll just drive the hilton franchise in2 the ground. anyone who idolizes this whore is an empty headed moron with no class.

see stupid spoiled whore

what does paris hilton say after giving a blowjob 2 four guys at the same time?

answer: next!

paris hilton by markymark179 August 25, 2007

paris hilton 

Proof that money can buy fame.

Paris Hilton is useless, but rich.

paris hilton by best definitions ever July 30, 2006

paris hilton 

A stupid no-talent cunt who proved on June 7, 2007 that if you have money you can buy yourself out of anything, even jail.

I have to do sixty days in the clink for a DUI. I hope I can pull off a paris Hilton and get out after three days.

paris hilton by Frogbutt1 July 1, 2007

Paris Hilton 

Somewhere to put your cock

'I rented a nice apartment for my cock, her name is Paris Hilton.'

'Paris Hilton is a handy storage space for a penis'

Paris Hilton by xGiveMeAllYourPoisonsx October 28, 2007

Paris Hilton 

Someone who wants to make sure that she is always in the spotlight. Once she begins to lose attention from the public, she will commit a publicity stunt to make sure she gets attention again, then create an excuse so not to admit that the recent event was intentional. She wants to make sure everyone remembers her, even if she has to do it by force (which she usually does).

Paris Hilton wishes to force herself into our dreams every night so to make sure we never forget her inevitable face.

Paris Hilton by amethyst June 28, 2007

Paris Hilton 

A synonym for whore.

Goddamn, Paris Hilton, stop fucking people and stop faking celibacy for the press; we can see through you, you're just that anorexic!

Paris Hilton by KVENNE September 15, 2006