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Neurotic Craphole

-Not dependable
-Thinks he's all that
-Breaks hearts for fun
-Changes love from a beautiful flower to a withering weed
-A person who takes the slut instead of the goddess
-The only hippie to survive past the 70's
-A manwhore
-Stupid Pervert
-Lights aren't all on inside
That neurotic craphole needs a check on reality.

Forrest Neutron 

A kid named jordan that looks like Jimmy Neutron with Forrest Gump hair
Hey look it's real life forrest Neutron

Jimmy Neutron 

A dumb prefix that makes a word seem futuristic. Its also a reference to a show named " Jimmy Neutron boy genius ".
My dude, Jerry killed that nigga with his Jimmy Neutron blaster.
Jimmy Neutron by Mr. TreeMan December 13, 2019

neurofication 

The act of artificially augmenting any area of science or non-science endeavor with the mystery, validity, and nobility of true neuroscience by simply adding the prefix neuro- to the moniker.
A bout of neurofication: I just studied Neuro-linguistic Programming and now I can conquer all of my neurotic tendencies, influence enemies, make tons of friends, and have a deep insight into the physiology of the brain - all in an online, 10-week course with University of Phoenix. Next, I am studying neural network mapping and neurodancing into the neuromarketing fMRI to assess how much I like Mattel toys and Colt .45 Malt liquor. Afterwards, I am going to cool down with some neurobabes at the National Institute for Neurological Disorders and Stroke at NIH and get it on in a neurotypical fashion, exciting my bilateral inferior temporal, right insular, inferior right frontal and bilateral anterior cingulate cortices to the point of neurorgasm.
neurofication by N-goo October 9, 2008

Nervous Nigel The Neurotic Spider 

A spider that keeps popping up at frequent intervals. A coffee happy spider. Also means someone who has been working overtime.
"Hey man, lay off the work. We don't want you turning into Nervous Nigel."

Jimmy Neutron 

The pedophile that lives next door. He likes to be touched, and he moans a lot.
Friend: Yo, you seen Jimmy Neutron around?
Jimmy Neutron: Touch me~
Jimmy Neutron by Mark Chandar September 24, 2019