Mayonnaise Feet

A serious condition where someone’s feet makes a noise that sounds as if they slathered mayonnaise in-between their toes and smack their feet on the ground while they run.

Gonzo: Patrick has some serious mayonnaise feet. I can hear his toes smacking the stairs.

Geffy: Yeah, the poor guy was diagnosed last year.

Mayonnaise Feet by soursabbath July 16, 2019

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable 

Only the most educated of people can understand that mayonnaise is not a vegetable and know that it is also not a state of mind

That kid looks smart he probably knows that mayonnaise is not a vegetable

Mayonnaise is not a vegetable by Mayonnaise is not a vegetable September 10, 2019

Mayonnaise n' Mustard 

Simple as dat. Formally used by bay area rapper "Pill Clinton", a.k.a. Mac Dre. To explain a complex situation with a short connotation, such as "thats that".

We hopped over there, mayonnaise n' mustard, yyyyaaaaaddddaaaammmeeaaannnnn??

Mayonnaise n' Mustard by Jah Light, Bob. December 18, 2008

mayonnaise pussy

A vagina that resembles mayonnaise in look. Also has the gelatin like giggle similar to mayonnaise. May also resemble the taste and vicosity of that of mayonnaise.

Yo she was nasty, she had that mayonnaise pussy

mayonnaise pussy by Cheesedik June 16, 2015

Mayonnaise On An Escalator 

Mayonnaise On An Escalator! Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Tf is Mayonnaise On An Escalator??

Epic Human: Mayonnaise On An Escalator. Its Going Upstairs So See Ya Later. Bye Bye! To The Sky!

Dumb Human: Oh Epic
Now Epic human: I am epic now YEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Mayonnaise On An Escalator by Orba April 12, 2021

Mayonnaise truck 

The logistical delivery system of male ejaculate to a females torso, neck, or face.

Last night during intense oral negotiations I managed to make it look like she got hit in the face by the mayonnaise truck.

Mayonnaise truck by TheNewVanStu November 22, 2011

Mayonnaise Maggot 

White Trash.

"These Mayonnaise Maggots are gonna stop harassing us. Or else."

Mayonnaise Maggot by IBTAL May 8, 2020