Lettuce

Lettuce is a green and wet just like me.

This lettuce is as good as your ass.

Lettuce by Ewilly April 22, 2020

LETTUCE

A green dithered thing that screams at you and possibly drops disks along with that.

"Dude, this green thing just screamed at me and threw some disks on the ground."
"That was probably a LETTUCE."

LETTUCE by bmv/one August 12, 2020

Lettuce

Lettuce, you eat it, you eat it with food and in salad. it is very tasty, very good.

Hey what do you want in your subway sandwich?
Lettuce.

Lettuce by LunarDev April 26, 2021

Lettuce

Cum

That lettuce be tasty

Lettuce by mY dONkeY iS cOoL July 16, 2021

lettuce

when you get caught watching porn by your grandmothers pet monkey

"man i just lettuce"

lettuce by Snuugle July 3, 2022

Lettuce

A nickname for somebody who is good at a subject but doesn't think they are

The lettuce student kept on practicing even while he had the topic to perfection.

Lettuce by MushroomOmnomnom October 14, 2022

Lettuce

The barometer of a political lifespan, particularly as UK Prime Minister

Liz Truss had seven days in control. That is the shelf-life of a lettuce.

Lettuce by Snarky October 14, 2022