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penis-holster

(noun) the vagina of a current, but hopefully, soon-to-be former girlfriend or female companion. With the magic long gone, trust nonexistent, and absolutely no feelings are desires for her, and she likewise regarding you, her tired and ugly twat has become just a place to put it till something better comes along for you.
Jordan still got weak-kneed whenever Travis got rough with him. Jordan was known as a Cook, and right now he had a ready bake oven set to broil in anticipation of his butt-lover to treat his whole entire anus as his own disposable penis-holster, he didn’t mind being used and thought of as garbage. Privately Jordan Cooked up the idea of that instead it was John Wayne Gacy whose personal penis-holster he was . He was just hopeful John, Travis, or whoever the fuck would let him suck that cock directly after pulling it out of his ass. ‘A boy can dream “ Jordan Cooked up a stiffy.

Dipping sauce holster

Oh yeah, I stole the dipping sauce holster from chilis!

Reach for my holster

When you catch someone make a mistake
I couldn’t reach for my holster and correct him.

cock holster 

Mouth. Used to tell someone to shut up (in about the worst way you can).
cock holster by Ed Anger February 23, 2003

Gun-holster

Boxer shorts. (See also Gun).

The term is sometimes mistakenly used to describe a vagina.
"I can't stand up yet man, I've got a loaded weapon in my Gun-holster"

"I need to go to Primark to buy a Gun-holster"

"No you dick, that's not a Gun-holster, that's a quim"
Gun-holster by absolutejw January 23, 2010

nose holster 

A synonym for a woman's cleavage.
Please allow me to bury my face in your amazing nose holster.
nose holster by Chas Rockwell January 15, 2015