Hogknocker 

A word used in an episode of iCarly that can be inferred to mean someone who has sex with pigs.

Person 1: What's a hogknocker?

Person 2: *whisper*

Person 3: Ohh, that's gross!

Person 4: And illegal!

Hogknocker by AlmasiD May 31, 2009

hobknocking 

someone in the act of being a hobknocker: a hobknocker is someone that runs around and rubing there penis and balls on random people and , or kicking random people in the balls

example: kate ann sailor kicking people in the balls or rubbing her balls over a random person. this is what a hobknocking person does.

hobknocking by onna1 June 22, 2009

Hobbknocker 

A person who has sexual relations with animals, or masturbates in public, both being gross and illegal

dude, he had sex with a horse...what a hobbknocker

Hobbknocker by tu`madre January 5, 2011

hobknock

1) when a guy hits you in the face with his penis

2) one who goes around hitting people hard in the testicles/ to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked

3) when a guy takes his penis and harshly slaps a sexual partner across the face

1) Hobknock is also a form of rape.

2) She was so angry that she decided to hob-knock him.

3)During sex he thought it would be a good idea to try to hob-knock her.

hobknock by ditzy =D April 5, 2009

hobnocker 

"Hobnocker" is a completely made up word from the nickelodeon show iCarly.

All of the previous definitions were written to Urban Dictionary AFTER the episode of iCarly with the meaningless word aired early 2009, all of the previous comments being a little bit later on.

The only description (from the episode of iCarly) is "gross... and illegal"

"You hobnocker!"

---------------From iCarly---------------
Carly: "Whats a hobnocker?"
Sam: whispers
Carly: "Eww, thats gross!"
Sam: "And illegal"

hobnocker by ALonelySoulFromARandomPlanet:) June 27, 2011

hob-knocker 

when a guy hits you in the face with his penis.

the hob-knocker hit her face so hard she nearly passed out.

hob-knocker by jamie love pie! February 8, 2009

hobnocker 

a person who slaps people with his penis

that hobnocker over there just slapt me with his dick

hobnocker by thehobnocker November 9, 2009