Gaytarded 

When a person can't decide if they are just gay (not as in homosexual as in they do something stupid) or retarded...so then the person is both making them gaytarded

Tyler: Mike are you gay or are you retarded
Mike:uhmmm...(5 seconds of silence)
Tyler:Mike you are gaytarded!

Gaytarded by RealTalkKswag October 15, 2011

Gaytar 

A guitar which makes its player appear homosexual, regardless of whether or not they actually are.

http://img3.musiciansfriend.com/dbase/pics/products/1/9/7/537197.jpg

This is a gaytar.

Gaytar by Jeedoh Plankus April 22, 2009

Gastard 

A Gastard is a fart that no one claims. It is a concatenation of "gas" and "bastard". A fatherless fart.

"Oooooh!" exclaimed Alex. "Who fathered that bomb?" Not me's ring out from the crowd. "It is a stinky gastard!"

Gastard by CaptJTKirk August 27, 2009

Gaytar 

A name for Qatar. A portmanteau of "gay" and "Qatar," this term is utilized to highlight the Qatari government's suppression of its own queer people, both citizens and expatriates, as well as any LGBT-related content during the 2022 World Cup.

Person A: "You watching England vs USA this Friday?"
Person B: "Nah, my friend's in Gaytar and can't even smoke a joint there. I'd rather not support that crap"

Gaytar by yououghtaknow November 24, 2022

gaytardiculous

Amazingly stupid. If you want to call something gay, but that just isn't a strong enough word; If something is gay to the extent that you would call it ridiculously gay; that thing is gaytardiculous.

Goddamnit, I called for that pizza like two hours ago, this is gaytardiculous, why the hell aren't they here yet?

gaytardiculous by Kibagame May 18, 2006

Gagtard 

Person who ruins a message board with endless posts about gagging loudly.

Gagtard is at it again with the chili pepper and gagging crap.

Gagtard by Funker MC August 11, 2004

gayturd 

Like gaytard only the person is a turd instead of a retard.

"I can't believe that guy in a chicken suit was on American Idol last night,"

"Ya, he's a total gayturd."

gayturd by me, of course February 3, 2008