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S Tease D 

The disease-like condition when you start gaining romantic feelings for a tease (typically women) who openly flirts with everyone for his/her own personal benefit (AKA, an attention whore). S Tease D's can be very serious and can last for days or even years. There is no cure for an S Tease D but there are treatments. Treatments include strip club patronizing, booty calls, introductions and conversations with new prospecting individuals, and social avoidance of the infecting party.
I don't know why anybody would want to go out with her. She only gives guys S tease D's.
S Tease D by Mr. Carr August 13, 2009

D.S.L 's 

that girl has D.S.L's
D.S.L 's by Diggity February 2, 2004

B.F.T.D.S. 

Short for Big Fat Tub-a-lard Disease Syndrome. It refers to the inescapable condition that many people face when reaching their 20s where they let themselves go and double or even triple in size.
Dude, I just saw Melissa for the first time since high school and she caught a major case of B.F.T.D.S. She weighs like 3 bills now!
B.F.T.D.S. by jeru411 May 28, 2013
Post Dramatic Stress Disorder. The self diagnoses of P.T.S.D used to either be purely annoying or overly dramatic
Becky claims to have P.T.S.D from a car crash but actually she was never in a car crash so she actually suffers from P.D.S.D
P.D.S.D by anonymous June 6, 2018

I.W.S.Y.D.U.Y.C

I wanna suck your dick until you cum
Girl: I.W.S.Y.D.U.Y.C
Boy: yes please baby 😏
I.W.S.Y.D.U.Y.C by Kaykay4274q0 August 28, 2022

t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d. 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smellin fat bitch. why you took me off the mother fukin schedule with yo tryflin dirty white racist ass big fat bitch oompa loompa body ass bitch, i'm comin up there and imma beat the fuck out of you...
t.i.f.r.y.b.f.w.n.s.f.b.w.y.t.m.o.t.m.f.s.w.y.t.d.