cunt punt 

The act of kicking a female in her vagina

We were making out and when i accidentally bit his tongue, he tried to cunt punt me and then dumped me. I hate guys.

cunt punt by twatblocker March 8, 2011

Cunthunter 

(1)A Cunthunter is a male that is horny at all times and therefore must seek sexual contact with women, sluts or cumdumpsters.

(2)The swedish artist Basshunters uncencored name. Refers to (1).

(1) - Hey i just saw pat, he is the biggest Cunthunter since Grill, the online internet stalker.

(2) - I just went to see Basshunters new concert all his songs sounded just alike.
- Ye i know, i HAET him, Cunthunter, the Cunthunter.

Cunthunter by KalleSweden March 6, 2008

cuntbunt 

A female cockblock. This can be used to save your best friend from a big fat drunk mistake, or to stop a dirty hoe from touching your ex boyfriend's weiner.

She keeps making out with that 40 year old Mexican, if she takes any more shots I'm going to have to cuntbunt the rest of the night.

cuntbunt by etizzleforizzle March 6, 2011

cunt punt 

Kick a girl in the vagina

My shoe was almost stuck when I cunt punted her

cunt punt by papapoop43 January 16, 2015

cuntbunt 

To deliver a blow to one's crotch area by following a parabolic path.

To celebrate International Women's Day in mathematics class, we calculated the optimal path for a cuntbunt by using algebra.

cuntbunt by YamBT September 23, 2011

Cuntputty

The thick, stringy, egg-white like ooze that comes from a woman's vagina for a few days after a guy shoots a load inside her.

Can also be used as an exclamation of distaste, an insult, or synonym for bullshit.

That nasty slut complained when I wouldn't eat her out, but I'm sure that bitch wouldn't be too keen on taking a mouthful of some strange dude's cuntputty herself.

*slams finger in car door* "OWWW!! CUNTPUTTY!!!!"

James insists he paid for the last round but we all know that's a load of cuntputty.

Cuntputty by CrystalAura May 31, 2009

Cunt Punt 

To prevent a straight male friend from getting laid. To remove his chances of vaginal intercourse from the playing field.

Adrian was pass out drunk while I was flirting with Karen and threw up on my bed, that guy is such such a cunt punter.

Cunt Punt by Homoerectus420 January 30, 2018