Cooked cunt 

Someone who is so over tired, that one of or both forms of mental and or physical retardness has developed and taken control of the nervous system. Often seen in shift workers in a government capacity.

Hey have you heard Bryce talking shit? Yeah, he's one cooked cunt.

Cooked cunt by cool cunt klint November 5, 2016

Confederate Musketball 

When a male is having anal intercourse or in the doggy-style position with a fat chew in his lip. He secrectly takes his lipper out and places it in the females brown eye then packs it down with his raging cock. Much like an old war weapon- the musket.

"Shawn was fucking Norm so hard in the ass the other night and Norm begged for sully to fill him so he proceded to plug his butthole with the confederate musketball..Norm replied with, "man it turns me on that you can reload so fast..again again again!!

Confederate Musketball by sulllllly December 18, 2008

cocked and loaded 

When your testicles rise into your body during sex, usually preceding ejaculation.

"man I was cocked and loaded, but then her dad walked in so we had to stop."

cocked and loaded by Nuur August 16, 2011

connedcept

A connedcept is a concept that a person is conned into having.

When a person is given incorrect and/or partial information with the express intent of leading them to form a certain conclusion, that person comes up with a connedcept.

Joe: I heard that our new president is less racist and violent than our last one.

Jack: Yeah, and I noticed that he's dark skinned, and of foreign heritage and questionable religious affiliation...

Joe: I read that he wants to try to have peace talks with Iran and that the Islamic nation is glad he got elected. That guy must be a terrorist! I'd bet he's gonna sell out our country and make us all slaves!

Mark: You guys must have learned that connedcept by watching Fox News!

connedcept by dnalabkram March 5, 2009

Cooked Chicken 

Noun.

A chicken which has been slapped at the speed of 3725.95 mph.

Car salesman: *slaps chicken with the speed of 3725.95 mph* this is a cooked chicken.

Cooked Chicken by Atheon February 22, 2019

fully cooked 

Smoking marijuana to the point where you cant smoke anymore.

Jim: Hey you want this man?
Tony: Nah I'll pass...I'm fully cooked

fully cooked by Dreezy Mac February 3, 2007

Vander-Cooked 

When two guys score with the same chick at the same time

Hey Baby, wanna get Vander-Cooked

Vander-Cooked by Ernie-Bo-Bernie April 25, 2008