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Clementine 

A badass person. One who usually is the real party guy and knows what he doing.
Dude! Look at Clementine! Hes the only one who could do that!

Clementine 

The inability to finish any piece of work no matter what the reward offered or with any regard as to how beneficial the reward might be
"i'm just gonna clementine on this job, sod it"

"I know they offered me loads of money, but i'm just gonna clementine my way out of this one"
Clementine by Kingwillasa June 18, 2013

Clementine 

The most funny French man who is incredibly good looking and a master of the intercourse with females
Oh my god are you clementine
Clementine by Mathewmathias June 8, 2018

Clementine 

A fruit used by Asians for masturbational purposes. While other races usually use a grapefruit, a grapefruit is too much for an Asian to handle. Often heated up for more satisfaction.
German: I'm gonna go jerk with my grapefruit. Wanna come?
Asian: Konichiwa. No. I'll stick to my clementine.

clementiny 

The runt of the litter of wedges contained in a clementine. You know, that one awkwardly little one?
"Hey do you want my clementiny?"

"Hell yeah, they taste better than the normal ones!"
clementiny by Fodrizzle Stevens September 21, 2012

Clementine 

When a mandarin has sex with an orange it made Clementine. Also one a really common song names for some strange reason.
You: You know Ivanka Trump,
Them: Yeah shes a total Clementine.
Clementine by Morphological March 7, 2017