A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several
discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel
straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s
uniform.
Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?
Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m
guessing you gave her
The Admiral’s Buttons!
Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!
Alternatively…
Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons
last night.
Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!