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The Admiral’s Buttons 

A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.
Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?

Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!

Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!

Alternatively…

Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.

Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!

Button Up Your Shirt Straight

John: Can you spot me this soda.

Adam: No I lent you money last week, button up your shirt straight

second button 

The second button from the top of a male's uniform is often given away to a female he is in love with, and is considered a way of confession. The second button is the one closest to the heart and is said to contain the emotions from all three years attendance at the school
second button by gniagnyte November 11, 2017

Snuggle Button

A term of endearment created to describe the most adorable girl to ever walk the Earth. <3
Snuggle Button by ILA <3 November 23, 2010

smash that like button 

term used by people on youtube or any social media platform with a like system. It is a request to add a "like" to a video or post in any from. Smash that like button is usually used to strongly imply how much passion the viewer of the video or post should smash the like button with.
"Now before we continue with this video i want you to SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON."

Shady button 

The ignore button on a cell phone that sends a call straight to voicemail.
Dude, JJ hit the shady button on me. He must be with that fat girl.
Shady button by AL07 December 29, 2007