Batman 

-Batman is a DC comics super hero and quite possibly the most badass thing ever created.

-Batman has several movies and games such as "The Dark Night" and "Batman Arkham City".

-Batman's real identity is Bruce Wayne. A billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.

Friend- "Dude, wanna watch a movie"

Me- "No, i'm playing COD"

Friend- "I rented Batman The Dark Night"

Me- "HELL YEA. I'll get the popcorn and soda"

Batman by rage'n'dane January 15, 2013

batman 

1)a comic super hero
2)an expression used often on the internet to highly emphasis something

1)batman and robin
2)HOLY BATMAN! this lag is terrible!

batman by uncle sam October 18, 2006

Batman 

adj.
1. having the qualities of batman
2. awesomeness

as used by Doc Hammer and Jackson Publick (The Venture Brothers)

Doc thinks Jackson is SO batman.

The 70 year old on youtube, who beat up a thug on the bus, was totally batman.

Batman by Ellory Adelleigh February 18, 2010

Batman 

A rich man name Bruce Wayne who has become a dark vigilante bent on destroying all evil due to his gruesome past. He has lots of money to help and plenty of training to allow him to possess the skills to fight crime and escape from pretty much any trap.

Batman is a rich man who's parents were killed when he was a child. Now he is a rich man with lots of money to help him in his quest for vengeance.

Batman by Blnd_Man December 8, 2009

Batman 

The most amazing superhero on the planet who technically cant actually be called "super" as he doesnt have any actual powers. Of course, he makes up for that with his butt kicking martial art style, and amazing gadjets. for some reason, he is the most popular hero next to superman, and somehow ALWAYS wins. he is also usually 3-5 steps ahead of everyone he has ever fought. He is the BEST hero ever. BATMAN!!!!!

OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! Batman just saved the planet again by punching the alien mother in the face and then planting a bio-bomb for that specific species of unknown alien that he made in his cave and then put in his toolbelt to use for later!!!!! He is quite possibly the most amazing person in all of existence!!!!!!! GO BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!

Batman by 3Quantum3 November 10, 2011

Batman 

A man who will only whip his dick out in the dark. (It comes out at night like a bat) Whether it's for sexual reasons or just to catch a breeze, this organ stays hidden during the daylight.

Hey, wanna have some afternoon delight?

No, it's too bright in here.

What the fuck, Batman!?!?

Batman by Brian Zard April 24, 2014

Batman 

bat·man. /ˈbatmən/
(Noun) A rich man with a bat fetish, who also happens to be furry and a paedophile, with both mommy and daddy issues

“I am batman”

Batman by Defnotacult July 6, 2023