Definitions by Defnotacult

Stellaing

The act of subconsciously creating, imagining, or crafting something, including, but not limited to, a person, place, or memory, and then fully believing that the imaginary thing is real.

“I was stellaing. It was accidental”

Stellaing by Defnotacult August 1, 2023

Cartwheel

The act of contracting smallpox, while simultaneously jumping off the Empire State Building.

“I’ll do a century (Century), as long as you do a cartwheel.

Cartwheel by Defnotacult August 1, 2023

Century 

A short walk, or run, normally by a body of water.
Alternative definition: to write a short, 10-20 sentence, paragraph describing the unpleasant effects of cycling.

“The other day, I did a century”

Century by Defnotacult August 1, 2023

Batman 

bat·man. /ˈbatmən/
(Noun) A rich man with a bat fetish, who also happens to be furry and a paedophile, with both mommy and daddy issues

“I am batman”

Batman by Defnotacult July 6, 2023