Alfie 

So called due to the penchant for West Ham FC he shares with the team's only other fan, Alfie Moon of Coronation Street (and even he's fictional!). Worse than his choice of football team is his dress sense, and will often be spotted with a dubious rugby shirt vacuum packed into his jeans. Makes a few pound on the side as Colin Montgomerie's stunt double.

Alfie: Most likely to be heard saying, "Begorrah, begorrah, t'be sure, t'be sure" <rolls eyes>

Alfie by Ule Neverwalk Alone December 9, 2008

Alfie 

Alfie's are ussally the type of boys who use people and sleep with different girls every night and annoys people to make them go away and friends every girl so he can flirt with them all then ask them out by one by one

#alfie #worseone #cheater #dick 🖕🐍

Alfie by Jessica farrence ❤️ February 1, 2017

Alfie 

Alfie is an incredibly gay man, who likes boys over 13 and has a large buttocks

Alfie

Alfie by Ghhrcfrgjkydcfsukll October 29, 2018

Alfie 

A fucking sexy bitch , he loves eveyrone he see’s and he is good in bed.

“Hey Alfie,”
“Hey i will see ya later baba,”

Alfie by Sexyfuck xoxo January 26, 2022

Alfie 

Alfie is a tall boy who is a quiet chap but is also an absolute legend.An Alfie is normally spotted with Dorito bits but as of late he has been spotted with rice because of his braces.he is a friend of mason and Luca

Luca:Alfie you are an absolute god

Alfie by Masons mum December 9, 2019

Alfie 

Alfie’s are most of the time the most annoying people you would ever met. They always think there the clown of a group when no one actually thinks there funny. They always try hard to fit in but is clearly a black sheep of the group. Alfie’s are basically all mouth no action, who constantly shys away from fights when they usually cause them. No one would want to be like Alfie

Hey dude you just chickened out of that fight?
Wow your such an Alfie.

Alfie by KitKatKot123 August 28, 2019

Alfie 

Alfie usely male wears great socks and fake Gucci and is rude to Martyna

Wow look at Alfie being mean to Martyna again

Alfie by 69helpmedad69 August 27, 2018