crayon level

Understanding a concept or idea on a small child's level.

My understanding of global politics is on a total crayon level.

crayon level by TangerineGRL13 February 27, 2013

seventh level upgrade 

when a huMan being needs to upgrade to the next level of life, job, career, relationsHip or consciousness.

Can be used sarcastically to those you wish to wake up or to someone you want to see achieve greatness.

Ex 1: Johnny is so caught up on telling everyone else to "move on" and "let it go" that he doesn't see he's the one stuck in the past; serious seventh level upgrade needed.

Ex 2: Sweetheart, I think it's time for a seventh level upgrade. You're boss doesn't appreciate you or your talent; it's time to move up the ladder and really affect change that will help people.

seventh level upgrade by sevenlevels November 30, 2013

franchise level 

Cut above the rest. Premium quality of girl thats on such a level you want to make copies of her. Such a babe that you can brand having her, like a franchise.

Girl so nasty she on franchise level

Chick is so gorgeous. A franchise level girl

franchise level by Themuthafuckajones January 16, 2014

Nick Level Friend-Zoned 

The ultimate friend zone level and one of no return, akin to level 100m on the Original Donkey Kong or level 256 on Pac-Man.

The party in question is often so far in they do not realize they are in the midst of the friend-zone status.

1) A guy gets sent a naked picture from a girl who asks him to "make sure she looks alright before she sends it to another guy". He assumes this to be a ruse, that she actually wants his dick. This assumption is false, he is in fact in the nick level friend-zone.

2) There are two guys and a girl drinking in town. Guy 1 thinks he will take the girl home at the end of the night and does not understand why Guy 2 is hanging around so late. This is made clear when it is Guy 2 who takes the girl home, Guy 1 is nick level friend-zoned.

Nick Level Friend-Zoned by sharkacon April 25, 2014

Cunt level difficulty 

Something that is harder than hard. Impossible to win, like a cunt.

The new CoD is anything but Cunt level difficulty!

Cunt level difficulty by Albi Snirkiscunt August 23, 2014

Platinum level bitch 

Over the top bitch, yet jokingly funny about it.

Chloe is a platinum level bitch 😒

Platinum level bitch by Bitch.Com November 8, 2014

Lakewood Level Wasted 

Getting overly drunk and overly high to a point only Lakewood graduates can obtain.

Wow Kris was lakewood level wasted last night

Lakewood Level Wasted by Ricky Bobby2132453 December 5, 2014