Hardcore Jerry

An old crusty guy that plays softball in dirty old jeans and can be often seen on the playing field rounding the bases with a cigarette in his mouth.

Jerry, gimme those 20 pairs of moldy sneakers and 30 packs of Camels before I strangle ya!

Hardcore Jerry by Tardy McTard July 23, 2004

lil jerry 

Someone who is so retarded, they have no idea they are being made fun of and go along with the joke.

Drave was being a lil jerry, and hitting on all the townies at the bar.

lil jerry by Lil Jkwon April 19, 2007

Tom and Jerry 

Left and right feet, as in walking

Person 1: Can I get a ride to the club?

Person 2: Nah man, I ain't got gas.

Person 2: Well, I guess it's Tom and Jerry time.

Tom and Jerry by poppaman December 19, 2008

false Jerry 

A Jerry Garcia look-alike. Doesn't have to be grey-haired and bearded, but from any era of Jerry.

I saw a false Jerry at the market, but he was like '66 Jerry, with big muttonchops.

false Jerry by Dr. Badwrench May 26, 2008

scary jerry 

1.To be timid or scared
2.To be scared like Jerry (the mouse) from Tom and Jerry.

1.Why did you not ask your boss for a day off on Inauguration Day? "You're scary jerry!"
2. You're scary jerry for not hollering at that bad slig. She was a 10!

scary jerry by Millimoe....yes sir! March 26, 2009

to go Jerry Springer 

To go Jerry Springer on someone or to Jerry Springer someone

Quotation used in the MTV reality show "The Jersey Shore" by Mike Sorrentino "The Situation".

The use of Jerry Springer is a reference to the same called talkshow "The Jerry Springer show" which is known for its verbal and physical affronts. To go Jerry Springer has a broad field of use in general meaning facing someone with the aim to provoke a (negative) reaction usually leading into verbal affronts or in severe cases even into physical attack.

I'm about to go Jerry Springer on her ass!

to go Jerry Springer by zeitphantom January 17, 2011

nicholas jerry jonas 

A gorgeous creation, the youngest in the band the jonas brothers. has two older brothers, Paul Kevin JonasII, and joe jonas. they are 18, and 20. nick is 15, and is a type one diabetic, as of 2005. he has a younger brother. frankie who recently turned 8. NEVER WENT OUT WITH MILEY CYRUS! (if you follow that miley link, don't listen to them calling her a slut, and skank. she really isn't and is never going to be britney spears. i love her, even if she may be a little slutty, but can i ask... when you were fifteen.... were you too? yea thats what i thought. Nick jonas grew up in whycoff new jersey, and was born in dallas to a religious family. he (among his brothers) wear a purity ring, implying that hes gonna stay pure until marriage. (AWWW!!) it says poned on it. it was made in Disney world in 2007. he is also known as nick, and he has a "rap" song called nick j is off the chain.... look it up..:D

katie- did you see the jonas brothers in concert yet?
Me- um yea, but i wasn't look at anybody but Nicholas jerry jonas, and his sexiness. hes so ripped. when he took off his shirt, i melted. o ma gawd! i love him so much. he is a sexy bangin' beast! <3

nicholas jerry jonas by jo3bro3lover3 March 1, 2008