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The Douchebag Effect 

When a group of two or more males, each with a slight tendency to be an individual douche, are gathered together in a space, the likelihood of each individual to feed off of each other and act extremely douchey is greatly increased, thus enacting the douchebag effect. The douchebag effect can occur in any situation, however it is most likely to occur when there is a group of attractive females around, or when there are zero females around and the testosterone levels are too high. The range of individual douchebaggyness can range from very small to extremely large, however individual douche levels are usually set aside because the douchebag effect overpowers individuality. The only way to not be sucked into the douchebag effect is to in face have zero percent douchebag in one’s system to begin with.
"Kyle, Steve, and Mikey are all fine to hang around with one on one, but when they get together in a group the douchebag effect occurs and it's unbearable to be around them."
The Douchebag Effect by jmaddzzz August 14, 2012
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flying douchebag 

A douchebag that can fly.
That is a flying douchebag.
flying douchebag by Flappy February 6, 2005

Skyrim Douchebag 

An elite fanboy of the highly rated game "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim" who shits on any game that isn't Skyrim and shits on anyone and everyone who mentions a game that isn't Skyrim including your mother. I repeat: A Skyrim Douchebag will blindy shit on essentially anything that is not Skyrim in any shape or physical form.
A typical conversation with a Skyrim Douchebag is something like this:

Fun Player 1: I really love playing Dead Island, Gears Of War 3, Forza Motorsport 4, Batman Arkham City, Battlefield 3, Uncharted 3, and Assassins Creed Revelations. Got them all on launch day.

Fun Player 2: Hey those games are awesome man. Lets play them now

Skyrim Douchebag: I don't see Skyrim in that list of shit games so you suck dick.

Fun Player 1: Shut the fuck up about Skyrim fag. Just because it's good doesn't mean you have to shit on everything else cunt.
Skyrim Douchebag by dick knome November 27, 2011

Ultimate Douchebag

The term refers to a guy who has more than one of the objects listed:

A. Tribal Tattoo
B. Earrings
C. Ed Hardy Shirt
D. Spiked Hair
E. All of the above

An ultimate douchebag can also be a guy who uses his girlfriend for either:

A. Their car
B. Their money
C. Sex
D. All of the above
Alana: See that guy with the tribal tattoo and Ed Hardy shirt?
Kayla: Yeah, he is definitely an ultimate douchebag.
Ultimate Douchebag by kkmay93 September 15, 2009

Huge Douchebag 

Anybody who wear baseball caps and has really shitty facial hair. Often listens to Garth Brooks and wears cut-offs and cowboy boots, even to a funeral. Chews tobacco and doesn't know how to read very well.
Huge Douchebag by blumpkinben January 18, 2016

Business / Banker Douchebag (BBD) 

A Business / Banker Douchebag is a corporate or banker type found in poorer countries on an outsized salary typically there on a mission to generally rape and plunder the country and it's local people. Big users of drugs and prostitution.
Look at that Business / Banker Douchebag (BBD) over there with all those southeast Asian hookers... isn't 10 a bit much for one guy?

female douchebag

A female that is indeed such a horrible, stupid, and disrespectful person that they can be compared as something only used to clean a disgusting and smell vagina. Yuck!

*A douchebag really can be male or female and people that think only males can be douchebags, are douchebags. If you are a female douchebag, the examples relate to you.
If at least two of these relate to you, congratulations, you are a female douchebag.
*(If you didn't get that that was sarcasm, you're a female douchebag.)
*Wearing fake nails, having a bellybutton piercing, fake tanning, etc. (Jersey Shore crew.)
*Watching jersey shore because it's cool
*Not knowing and/or caring about the difference between its, it's, their, there, they're, your, you're, etc.

*One who dumps their friends for a boyfriend/girlfriend (if lesbo or bisexual)
*sluts
*One who doesn't trust themselves and is desperate, an attention seeker, and makes everyone else's life miserable
*A wanna be
*One who smells TERRIBLE! One who either uses douche or who doesn't wash their vagina and lets it crust and reek (when around people)
*Fuckers, cheaters, etc.
*you guys get the point.