Shopping Shart

When you're shopping in the store, your gut rumbles, and you can't find the bathroom.

I was at Gucci and they said the bathroom was only for employees, so I had a shopping shart right there at the checkout.

Shopping Shart by Crash Test Andy January 19, 2019

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puke shart

When you vomit so violently causing your stomach muscles to tighten, and your anal sphincter to loosen thus releasing the dreaded shart.

Yo Molly was so sick heaving last night that she puke sharted....totally greased her underwear.

puke shart by Aztec Two Step March 31, 2020

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Verbal shart

An unintentional offensive comment that is verbalized loud enough for others to hear.

She had a verbal shart at the dinner Table that caused everyone to go silent.

Verbal shart by DE EM/IM June 12, 2020

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Shit shart

When you fart and it's not a fart. We're not talking skid-marks, there's a 3-inch lump of shit in your boxers! Usually a side effect of a Big Mac.

I went to McDonald's and had me a Big Mac. About 30 seconds later, my insides were feeling kinda funny. I drove home speeding at like 200 kilometers an hour. I fumbled my keys tryna unlock the fucking door, thinking "please let me get inside." I farted the second I got inside, but it felt like more than just a fart. I waddled like a penguin to the bathroom, and there was this 3-inch turd in my boxers. A 3-inch piece of fucking green slimy shit made it's way in to my boxers! Shit shart, I thought.
After wiping, I experienced diarrhea.

Shit shart by Jeffy12345 January 26, 2021