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Kitten Paranoia 

Kitten Paranoia is the most paranoid of the kittens. Little does she know, she is not hidden under that tire. They know. I phoned home. That's right, paranoia, be afraid, be very BOO!

The air isn't safe. The water is contaminated. The food is tripe. Goodbye Kitty.
Kitten Paranoia jumped out the window at the sight of lint.
Kitten Paranoia by Yuri January 26, 2005
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Kitten Cabootle 

The empty sack that is left over after the male kitten has been "fixed" or castrated.
The whole "Kitten cabootle".
Kitten Cabootle by cat sack September 19, 2009

Kitten Pit 

At a swinger party, three or more ladies in sexy lingerie (or naked) in a pile-up on a blanket on the floor (or another comfortable, open space)... licking, sucking, teasing, playing with each other's boobies and kitties. Toys, lotions, and body-paints add to the excitement. Mainly a "show" for others, so on-lookers are always welcome! Gets the guys aroused, but they cannot join the pit because they don't have a "kitty". At the end, the gals are usually naked, soaking wet, and ready for action!
Hubby: Honey, this year for Christmas, I want to see you in the middle of a kitten pit under the tree with Julie, Sue, Linda, and all the other hotties at the holiday party!

Wife: MMMMMeee-owwwww! That sounds hot, I'm already wet thinkin' about it!
Kitten Pit by Just Sally January 1, 2011

piss kitten 

whilst peeing, your excited kitten jumps from behind and through your golden stream up upon the loo seat, getting a good soaking. In homage to The Peep show's 'Piss Kidney'.
OMG, the shitten has jump though my piss and is soaked. the bloody piss kitten!!!
piss kitten by zuface March 1, 2011

sex kitten 

an over sexed girl, usualy a slutty little young girl
she is a sex kitten
sex kitten by JDOGG June 2, 2004

sweeter kitten 

A womens breast. Most commonly refered to while she is wearing a sweeter.
Dude look at those sweeter kittens. I'd like to moter boat them.
sweeter kitten by Deucey deuce January 18, 2008

kitten killer 

God kills a kitten everytime u touch yourself you kitten killer hoe.
kitten killer by ez4shez February 24, 2004